Club News

Posted on April 27, 2016

Thursday 28th April: Gravity Onyx Re-Mixed

What’s that in the distance? Is it a bird? is it a plane? No it’s Vauxhall legends Gravity & Onyx, combining forces to bring you the ultimate Thursday night/Friday morning afterhours! Expect HUUUUUGE things as Gravity & Onyx battle it out every week with a roster of DJs that stays true to both brands. In the GRAVITY room, bringing you the best in eclectic fun, uplifting afterhours beats will be Fat Tony and Richard Jones . In the ONYX room playing dance floor anthems & club classics will be Charlie Holland, Jason Prince & Matt Unique. Plus Latina lovely Sidney Bueno will be on hosting duties!

Protocol, 6A South Lambeth Place, SW8 1SP, 11pm – 8am. £1 entry before 1am with an AD/Flyer.


Friday 29th April: Push the Button: Mi Chico Latino

Fake honey, real plastic, stupid cupid, fantastic! Queer thinking, straight talking – it’s time to recognise the talents of the one and only GERI HALLIWELL! Who’s wearing the trousers now? It’s Push the Button! They’ll honour the goddess-like GENIUS of Geri by hosting the world’s first GERI HALLIWELL LOOK-AT-ME BEAUTY PAGEANT! Christ alive. There’ll be a special Geri-inspired performance from the legendary FIGS IN WIGS. Donde esta el hombre, con fuego en la sangre!

Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington Lane SE11 5HY, 9pm – 3:15am. £6.


Friday 29th April: A:M

First off, can we talk about this line up? GSP, Fat Tony, D’Johnny, Lee Harris, Terry Bryan and Richard Jones? Are you going to be able to handle the level of sonic perfection that will be flying at you on Friday night/Saturday morning? We certainly hope so. If you’re feeling a bit overwhelmed though, just let hosts Louise Port & Jacob K know. They’ll tell you sort yourself out and CARRY ON DANCING.

Protocol, 6A South Lambeth Place SW8 1SP, 11pm – 11am. £4 with a flyer/AD before 1am


Saturday 30th April: XXL Hoxton Whores

The Hoxton Whores are back in town and turnin’ tricks. We had a chat with them last week about their top 20 club tracks. They were all shockingly amazing, so we’d recommend you move your arse and get down there to hear them as you hit the dancefloor with the friendliest twice-weekly bear party around. If you can’t get enough on the weekend, they’re open on Wednesday nights too..

Pulse, 1 Invicta Plaza, South Bank SE1 9UF, 10pm – 7am. £8 members, £15 guests.


Saturday 30th April: Blocheads

East Bloc’s weekly Saturday is back with house delights in the main room and pop/R’n’B in the bar! Hifi Sean, Josh Caffe, Martyn Fitzgerald, Johnny Kalifornia and Beary Carey will be providing your aural pleasure, so make sure you head down to the City Road den of sin this weekend. It’s guaranteed to knock your bloc off!

East Bloc, 217 City Road EC1V 1JN, 11pm – 6am. £5 before 12:30am, £10 after. 


Saturday 30th April: Dressed as a Girl Soundtrack Launch

The Glory’s having a party. We’re shocked! We’re sure you are too. What’s it in aid of this time? Only the bloody soundtrack to the critically acclaimed and basically amazing “Dressed As a Girl”. That film is fucking fab. Holestar’s in a wheelchair for most of it and while we don’t like to laugh at the disabled, it’s pretty hilarious watching her try to buy fags whilst wheeled. Anyway, the soundtrack is a treat so they’re releasing it on COMPACT DISC and probably MP3 too. Or m4a. So many formats. And the launch night will welcome Feral ‘aka MC Kinky’ to the stage for a special live set.

The Glory, 8as, 281 Kingsland Road E2 8AS, 5pm – 2am. Free before 10pm, show 11pm.


Saturday 30th April: R & She 4th Birthday

ANOTHER BIRTHDAY. R&She is four years old. That’s older than Li’l Kim’s current face! Anyway it’s time to get DRUNK IN LOVE and come celebrate their B’DAY with a Beyonce special. All you BABY BOYS and NAUGHTY GIRLS get set to WORK IT OUT as QBoy, David Oh and Neil Prince return to shine the GREEN LIGHT on the DIVAS we’re all DANGEROUSLY IN LOVE with.

TIPSY, 20 Stoke Newington Road, N16 7XN, 9pm – 4:30am. Free before 10pm, £6 after.


Saturday 30th April: BABEZ

It’s a brand new venue for the BABEZ! They’ve headed to Camden, where they blend in better with the clientele. The usual suspects, Beary Carey and Lady Muck, er, Lloyd will be playing CHOONS and wreaking havoc on Bloc Bar, plus Loverboy Magazine’s Michael Turnbull joins the team for unadulterated pop all night! Word of warning, if you should see Lloyd whip out her lighter: RUN. We’re still growing our eyebrows back.

Bloc Bar, 18 Kentish Town Road NW1 9NX , 9pm – 3am. £5.


Saturday 30th April: Exilio: LATINOS UNIDOS

In aid of the recent earthquake in Ecuador, London’s number one LGBT Latin dance club is hosting a fundraiser for Oxfam this Saturday! Jessica Colita and Amy Gran-Zunga will host a special game of bingo, then at 8pm the fun starts as Exilio Club opens to the sound of salsa, merengue, bachata, reggaeton, electro latino,cumbia and more, mixed by resident DJG as well as jazz & disco performances from Lee the Singer. Plus a special Exilio auction! £1 of every entry will be donated to the cause.

Muse Soho, 23 Frith Street W1D 4RR, bingo at 7pm, party 8pm.


Saturday 30th April: Beyond Invasion

Its the year 3087 & Planet MW06 (formerly planet Earth) has been engulfed by the New Order. A regime that has seen all sense of life, individuality & charisma sucked out of the inhabitants . All the humans eat the same vitamins everyday and spend the majority of their time at work. Life (if you can call it that) has become monotonous and unbearable… Surely something is going to happen to save these people from their miserable lives. But who will have the strength to defeat the new order?? One word: BEYOND. Hope and faith will be restored in planet Earth as a host of your favourite Beyond DJ’s as well as a troupe of the hottest Go-Go dancers Beyond Invasion will keep you jumpin’ and pumpin’ all night long!! Saving the world with those intergalactic beats: Gonzalo, Michel Mizrahi, Tony English & Miswhite.

The Coronet Theatre, 28 New Kent Road, SE1 7TJ, 11pm – 7am. £12 advance. FOLLOWED BY BEYOND AFTER HOURS AT FIRE.


Sunday 1st May: Dalston superstore    7th Birthday

Oh shit, here we go. Superstore is having a birthday. D-Swiz has been around for SEVEN YEARS. That makes us feel about a billion years old. They’re celebrating in the only way they know how, which is to get you all absolutely shitfaced and play a ton of banging tunes. They’ve enlisted a truckload of delightful DSS friends’n’fam people to play for you too; Hannah Holland, Dan Beaumont, Jonjo Jury, Mikki Most, Nic Fisher, Stathis, Michelle Manetti, Will Cozforg, 2Gurlz1Cub & Rachael. Better stock up on Dioralyte and Rustler burgers because your hangover is going to be vicious.

Dalston Superstore, 117 Kingsland High Street E8 2PB, 7pm – LATE.


Sunday 1st May: East End Boyz

End your bank holiday with a BANG, literally at dive of debauchery Fitladz East! The perfect place to satisfy any unrequited hornover cravings you might wake up with on Sunday morning. It’s cruisey, it’s naughty, it’s sexy, and most importantly it’s A WHOLE LOT OF FUN. And it’s at one of our fave East London gay haunts, EAST BLOC! If those walls could talk. Sometimes they do, depending on how wasted you are.

East Bloc, 217 City Road, EC1V 1JN. 10pm – 4am. £5.


Sunday 1st May: Brüt #19

Bank holiday Brüt bearnanza round two is upon us and they’ve got hot to trot Brüt from down under Dan Slater back behind the decks! He’ll be joining Tom Stephan and Italian stallion Massimo Paramour, plus Ben Jamin in the main vault for a collosal night of beefy beats and London’s finest blokes, bears, hunks and cubs. In vault two Beefmince’s Silverhook, Ross Jones and DJ Dreadful play party classics. End your Bank Holiday weekend Brüt style!

Steel Yard, 13-16 Allhallows Lane, EC4R 3UL, 10pm – 6am.


Sunday 1st May||: Dirty Diana Pink Jeans

The adoring dancing disco for homos and their homies is back this Bank holiday Weekend! After a fit as fuck Fetish Ball had your sass and screams ruling a packed dancefloor from beginning to end they’re heading back up to Dalston for the May Bank Holiday weekend for a SUNDAY dance off with the kids at Tipsy, yep! Venus Ex Machina,, Samantha Togni and special guest BECKY STROKE will be supplying the tunes to for you to come through, be yourself, rave and get dirty to.

TIPSY, 20 Stoke Newington Road, N16 7XN, 9pm – 4am. £7.


Sunday 1st May: Eastern Heights

Soulful music has no templates! For their next instalment, they’re inviting a music junkie, singer, connoisseur and DJ established in Rare Grooves, Northern Soul, Disco and House music: Ronnie King! Since it’s Bank Holiday they’ll be are going ‘til 4am with resident Alex Eugenio. Expect a sultry blend of House, Disco, Jazz and uplifting vocals… all – night – long! Not forgetting to mention that Zigfrid has a massive patio for drink and a breeze, for those in need after a good dancefloor sweat.

Zigfrid von Underbelly, 11 Hoxton Square N1 6NU, 5pm – 4am. Free entry.


Sunday 1st May: Bootylicious

This is the second bank holiday Sunday session at Club Union in Vauxhall this year. The place was off the chain on Easter Sunday and they’re expecting another roadblock this time, all at the place Bootylicious started originally, for two rooms of the best urban and old school dance tracks – Dancehall, RnB, Hiphop, Disco, old school House. The line-up includes Brandy alias Afro Chick, DJ Chillz, Biggy C, Jeffrey Hinton, Kartel Brown, Sugarbear, and MC Tyron.

Union, 66 Albert Embankment SE1 7TP, 11pm – LATE. Students £8 before 1am. More OTD.


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