Don Grant

Club News

Posted on February 10, 2016


Friday 12th February: Anthem: Old Skool Reunion

AVVV ITTT! *Raises pint, spits out glowstick*. Anthem are back with Hi-NRG, a night in homo homage to 80s gay underground, 90s eurobeat and eurodance hits! We love all that! It’s the sort of thing Cascada probably grew up listening to, and we LOVE her. She always looks really happy in her music videos doesn’t she. She’s probably collecting glasses at a pub in Munich as we speak. Bless. ANYWAY the inimitably old school Vauxhall Tavern is the perfect setting for a night like this. They’ve got a special PA from Hi-NRG diva Hazell Dean, as well as Ross Alexander and DJ sets from Marc Andrews, Dave Simmons and Don Grant.

The Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington Lane, SE11 5HY. 9pm – 5am. £8 advance tickets, £10 OTD


Friday 12th February: Baby Lame’s Valentine’s Shit Show

That Baby Lame is back at The Glory! Last time we saw her, she tied an audience member to a chair and covered herself in Nutella whilst lip-syncing to Anaconda by Nicki Minaj. Pretty standard really. Now she’s BACK, with a Valentine’s shit show. She’s not so much a drag queen, as a…a…well she’s sort of like if a child’s rag doll came to life, but came to life in the middle of one of Gene Simmons’ hotel room parties. She’s brought some special guests with her, including Virgin Xtravaganzah, who probably has some opinions about Valentine’s Day. Like, Saint Valentine once rewired her Gameboy Colour. Or something.

The Glory, 281 Kingsland Road, E2 8AS. 8:30pm onwards. £5 entry. 


Friday 12th February: Night Sheen

It’s Night Sheen! We like writing about Night Sheen, because of its deep, dark image of effortless elan, midnight-blue cool and shady viscosity. Think Naomi Campbell swishing around Nisa with a bottle of Patron. Think Liv Tyler vomiting spiders into a drain on Kingsland Road. Think a black panther sat at the back of the N55. This month, they’ve got gorgeous, critically acclaimed DJ Hannah Holland. They’ll be celebrating the launch of her new EP, so slink down for some clandestine aural delights.

East Bloc, 217 City Road, EC1V 1JN. 11pm – 6am. £5 before midnight, £10 after.


Saturday 13th February: XXL Valentines

Who needs love when you have massive cave full of bears waiting for you on the South Bank? What’s more they’ve got the legendary Moto Blanco providing the soundtrack to your night of (hopefully) passion! Bear, cub, boy or bloke, you’re all welcome at this home of hot, furry flesh. We love you XXL! Do you love us too? YOU BLOODY WELL BETTER DO.

Pulse Nightclub, 1 Invicta Plaza, SE1 9UF. 10pm – 6am. £15 entry, £8 for members.   


Saturday 13th February: Discosodoma

The bent, bashful, beautiful boys at Discosodoma combine our two greatest loves – disco, and sodomy! There are very few things better in life than doggystyle sex whilst listening to, say, Roisin Murphy. Or if you’re feeling particularly camp, Crying At The Discotheque by Alcazar. It’s not exactly sex music though is it. ANYWAY, Discosodoma are back at Dalston Superstore, for the first time this year! It is only February to be fair, but still, EXCITING. They’re bringing some great special guest DJs along with them, including Bloc 9’s Gideon and Gutterslut’s Nic Fischer.

Dalston Superstore, 117 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB. 9pm – 5am.  Free before 10pm, £6 after.  


Saturday 13th February: Pop Lovers

It’ll be pure pop heaven with a love theme for Bloc Bar’s Valentine’s Day party! The Unlucky Bitches will keep you going with pop stormers throughout the night. Who needs a man? NOT US. Unless you’re offering, babes.

Buy us a bottle of bubbly at the bar first though, TA!

Bloc Bar, 18 Kentish Town Road, NW1 9NX, 9pm – 3am. Free before 10pm, £5 after


Friday 4th March: Rudeboyz

The naughty sportswear sex party returns to Fire London with a brand new monthly residency! The perfect hangout for all you straight-acting scallies and trackie bottom twinks, Fire will play host to a night full of downright debauchery and XXX fun, the ultimate party for cruising, boozing & physical pleasure! Playing the best hedonistic house and kinky beats in Room 1,will be a selection of the sexiest Orange Nation DJ’s that will keep you jumpin’ & pumpin all night long; Zach Burns, Matt Bogard, Lee Harris, Terry Bryan and special guests. Or if you’d prefer to get down ’n’ dirty the Mirror Arch will be transformed into a “Contact Cruising Area” complete with blokes, lads, boys & toys to keep you climaxing ‘til the early hours.

Fire London, Vauxhall, London, SW8 1RT. Discounted tickets available at


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