CLUBS & EVENTS
OUT at Protocol: 6A South Lambeth Place, SW8 1SP. 11pm – 3am. £5 all night, £1 for under 25s. Stay on free for A:M until 10am. O-U-T is getting dirtier! Amateur strip night all night, hosted by Sister Jackie of Perpetual Indulgence. Plus, cruise terrace, men-only areas and a special guest XXX star performer, Billy Rock.
XXXMas BRÜT at Bloc South: 65 Albert Embankment, SE1 7TP. 10pm – 6am. £5 before midnight, £8 after. £5 after 3am. Weekly men-only dance and cruise night for blokes, bears, cubs and hunks! Open until 6am with the scene’s best DJs, as well as play and cruise areas, gogo dancers, and smoking terrace.
Dollar Baby at Metropolis: 234 Cambridge Heath Road, E2 9NN. 10pm – 5am. £10 entry, £8 with guestlist. Jodie Harsh’s super glam club kid extravaganza, with hosting from Fag Ash and Smiley Vyrus and DJing from Jodie, Billy Clark and JLD.
Eagle London: 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5QY. CLOSED FOR PRIVATE FUNCTION.
Gloria’s at Wringer + Mangle, Spitalfields, E1 7EZ, 8pm-1am, free entrance before 10pm – She’s back! New venue, new vibe, same bitch. 70s glamour and disco decadence, with resident DJs Terry Vietheer, Neil Prince, Louie Banks, Oliver Keens, and Sam Hall.
Kris Chapman Fundraiser at East Bloc: 217 City Road, Shoreditch, EC1V 1JN. 11pm-6am. £5 before midnight, £10 after. All proceeds go to Kris’s family. A special night for much-loved scenester Kris Chapman. With DJ sets from Fat Tony, Princess Julia, Attack Attack Attack, Glynfamous, Dom Top, Martyn Fitzgerald and more.
Patsy at Dalston Superstore: 117 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB. 9pm – 3am. Free before 10pm, £5 before 11pm, £7 after. Patsy’s back at her beloved Superstore for an end of the year holiday blowout! With Jonjo Jury, Elles, J’ Aria, Jaye Warde and Whitney Weiss,
Xnto Panto 2: Christmas Cracked In London at The Glory: 281 Kingsland Road, E2 8AS. 7:30pm, £8. Award-winning performer Xnthony brings his distinct brand of insanity to The Glory for a night of music and mayhem!
Slutty Drag Nutbag Party at The Glory: 281 Kingsland Road, E2 8AS. 9pm – 2am. Free before 10pm, £6 after. Yes, it’s actually called that. This is the Glory after all. A ridiculous fistive rave, hosted by nutty drag slutbags, Jacqui Potato and Jonbenet Blonde!
Goosed at Royal Vauxhall Tavern: 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5HY. Doors 6:30pm. Show 7:30pm-9:30pm. £17/£12.50 early birds. It’s the RVT’s camp old Christmas panto, starring Topsie Redfern and written by Pop Horror’s Paul Joseph.
Beefmince at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern: 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5HY. 10pm – 4am. £5 advance tickets, £5 before 11pm on the door, £7 after. London’s BIG and BEEFY club, with DJs Silverhook and Cactushead.
Klub: 30 Lisle St, WC2H 7BA. 8pm-5am. FREE b4 10:30pm, £5 after. Lit clubbing experience courtesy of the Ku boys.
Klub Nite at BJs White Swan: 556 Commercial Road, E14 7JD. 8pm – 4am. Free entry b4 10pm, £5 after, £8 after 11.30pm. Friday night clubbing with DJ Aaron Bader.
BARS & CABARET
Comptons of Soho: 51-53 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 6HN. 12pm-midnight. Super social pub downstairs, chilled club lounge upstairs.
The Light Lounge: 1 Newport Place, WC2H 7JR. 5pm-12am. Enjoy the Ku Group’s newest venue; a boutique cocktail bar. 2-4-1 cocktails 5-8pm all week.
New Bloomsbury Set: 76 Marchmont Street, WC1N 1AG. 4pm-11:30pm. The perfect place to start your night out Fantastic drinks prices and amazing happy hour, with all the latest pop hits
Bridge Bar: 8 Voltaire Road, SW8 6DH, 4pm-12am. Free. Snug gay bar in a railway arch, offering cocktails, wines and light meals, plus outdoor seating.
Old Ship: 17 Barnes Street, Limehouse, E14 7NW. 8pm-12am. Free. Local gay bar in East London’s Limehouse.
Halfway To Heaven: 7 Duncannon Street, WC2N 4JF. Midday – midnight. Raucous cabaret bar tucked behind Trafalgar Square. With Sandra and DJ Little John.
Karaoke with Chris Reardon at Central Station: 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1 9SD. Open from 6pm ‘til 3am or later. FREE holler out a classic, discounted drinks 4pm-11pm
Admiral Duncan: 54 Old Compton Street, W1D 4UB. Free entry. Superfun gay boozer on Old Compton Street. With KY Kelly and Son Of A Tutu from 9pm.
Circa: 62 Frith Street, Soho, W1D 3JN. 4pm-1am. Soho’s intimate but packed-out bar/club spot.
George and Dragon: 2 Blackheath Hill, SE10. 4pm-4am, free entry before 11pm. Mrs Moore on stage from 11pm, DJ Grant until 4am.
Ku Bar Soho: 25 Frith Street, WC1D 5LB. In the heart of Soho, Ku Bar stretches across two floors for that perfect Soho warm-up drinking session and a little dance with downstairs DJs.
The Yard: 57 Rupert Street, Soho, W1D 7PL. Open till 1am. FREE. Renowned as one of Soho’s most unique and popular destination venues, with terrific outdoor space.
Freedom Bar: 60-66 Wardour Street, Soho, W1F 0TA, 4pm-3am, £5 After 10pm. Swanky, sexy cocktail destination in the heart of Soho.
Village: 81 Wardour Street, W1V 3TG, 5pm-3am. Popular Soho dancing spot.
West 5: Popes Lane, South Ealing, W5 4NB – West London’s darg and disco watering hole
Your Dirty Diary – Friday 15th December
O-U-T at Protocol, Lightbox Entrance, 6A South Lambeth Place, SW8 1SP. 10pm – 3am. £5 all night, £1 for under 25s. A fusion of cruising and music for hot boys into hot tunes! Sister Jacqui Moff hosts an amateur strip contest with £100 prize, plus XXX performance from Ricardo Prince
The Underground Club: Pants/Feet on Friday at 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1 9SD. Pants 12pm-6pm, £5 or £3 b4 2pm – underwear fun. Feet on Friday 7pm-midnight, £6,– Meet guys into guys’ feet, socks, and footwear in a private and friendly environment
Vault: Cruise at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. 1pm-1am, £9. Free drink, cloakroom and re-entry. Horny cruise spot minutes from the West End.
Teds Place: Cruise & Dark Room 305a Northend Road, Fulham, W14 9NS – Cruise & Dark Room, 7pm-midnight, £3 – A horny night in the cruisey basement club in West London.