CLUBS & EVENTS
OUT at Protocol: 6A South Lambeth Place, SW8 1SP. 10pm – 3am. £5 all night, £1 for under 25s. Stay on free for A:M until 10am. OUT is getting dirtier! Amateur strip night all night on the Plinth of Pleasure. Plus, cruise terrace, men-only areas and a XXX performance from Guillaume.
BRÜT Force at Bloc South: 65 Albert Embankment, SE1 7TP. 10pm – 5am. £5 before midnight, £8 after. £5 after 3am. Weekly men-only dance and cruise night for blokes, bears, cubs and hunks! Open until 5am, with Ross Jones, Danny P, Jeffrey Hinton, LCB, and Steven Artis bringing you upbeat tech and vocal house
Dollar Baby at Metropolis: 234 Cambridge Heath Road, E2 9NN. 10pm – 5am. £10 entry, £8 with guestlist. Jodie Harsh’s super glam club kid extravaganza, with DJing from Jodie, Jonathan Bestley, and JLD
TFI Eagle at Eagle London: 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5QY. 9pm – 4am. With DJs Dan Murphy and Steven Sharp. Free entry and happy hour drinks 9pm – 10pm.
East Bloc Fridays at East Bloc: 217 City Road, Shoreditch, EC1V 1JN. 11pm-6am. £5 before midnight, £10 after. Notorious East London dance basement, with DJ action from Mistamaker and Yam Bataller.
Clash Bash at Dalston Superstore: 117 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB. 9pm – 3am. Free before 10pm, £6 after. Now in its third installment, the fab, neon-spattered CLASH BASH is back! With TeTe Bang, Jacob Aria, Annie Pics, Finn Love and SO MANY MORE.
BUTCH KISS at The Glory: 281 Kingsland Road, E2 8AS. 8pm-3am, Doors 5pm, party 8pm, upstairs free before 10pm, £6 after. A girls-lead Valentines disco special! A night for lesbians and their friends of all genders and sexualities!
Push The Button: Run The World at Royal Vauxhall Tavern: 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5HY. 9pm – 3am. £8 entry. The super-popular queer pop night is paying homage to the music of BEYONCE and DESTINYS CHILD. Can you handle this?!
Klub: 30 Lisle St, WC2H 7BA. 8pm-5am. FREE b4 10:30pm, £5 after. Lit clubbing experience courtesy of the Ku boys.
Klub Nite at BJs White Swan: 556 Commercial Road, E14 7JD. 8pm – 4am. Free entry b4 10pm, £5 after, £8 after 11.30pm. Friday night clubbing with DJ Aaron Bader
BARS & CABARET
Comptons of Soho: 51-53 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 6HN. 12pm-midnight. Super social pub downstairs, chilled club lounge upstairs.
The Light Lounge: 1 Newport Place, WC2H 7JR. 5pm-12am. Enjoy the Ku Group’s newest venue; a boutique cocktail bar. 2-4-1 cocktails 5-8pm all week.
Discotronic Fridays at The Tiger: 245 Wick Road, E9 5DG. 9pm – 2am. Trendy East London disco with DJ Panos Z.
New Bloomsbury Set: 76 Marchmont Street, WC1N 1AG. 4pm-11:30pm. The perfect place to start your night out Fantastic drinks prices and amazing happy hour, with all the latest pop hits
Graham J. & The Cabaret Noir at Royal Vauxhall Tavern: 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5HY. Doors 7pm, 7.30pm-9.30pm. £15 reserved seating, £10 general admission. The unique classical voice of Graham J., who is launching his new single at RVT in the early evening slot
Bridge Bar: 8 Voltaire Road, SW8 6DH, 4pm-12am. Free. Snug gay bar in a railway arch, offering cocktails, wines and light meals, plus outdoor seating.
Old Ship: 17 Barnes Street, Limehouse, E14 7NW. 8pm-12am. Free. Local gay bar in East London’s Limehouse.
Halfway To Heaven: 7 Duncannon Street, WC2N 4JF. Midday – midnight. Raucous cabaret bar tucked behind Trafalgar Square. With Tanya Hyde and DJ Little John.
Karaoke with Chris Reardon at Central Station: 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1 9SD. Open from 6pm ‘til 3am or later. FREE holler out a classic, discounted drinks 4pm-11pm
Admiral Duncan: 54 Old Compton Street, W1D 4UB. Free entry. Superfun gay boozer on Old Compton Street. Cabaret with Rose Garden and Kara Van Park from 9pm.
Circa: 62 Frith Street, Soho, W1D 3JN. 4pm-1am. Soho’s intimate but packed-out bar/club spot.
George and Dragon: 2 Blackheath Hill, SE10. 4pm-4am, free entry before 11pm. Lola Lasagne on stage from 11pm, DJ Grant until 4am.
Ku Bar Soho: 25 Frith Street, WC1D 5LB. In the heart of Soho, Ku Bar stretches across two floors for that perfect Soho warm-up drinking session and a little dance with downstairs DJs.
Freedom Bar: 60-66 Wardour Street, Soho, W1F 0TA, 4pm-3am, £5 After 10pm. Swanky, sexy cocktail destination in the heart of Soho.
Village: 81 Wardour Street, W1V 3TG, 5pm-3am. Popular Soho dancing spot.
West 5: Popes Lane, South Ealing, W5 4NB – West London’s darg and disco watering hole
Your Dirty Diary
OUT at Protocol, Lightbox Entrance, 6A South Lambeth Place, SW8 1SP. 11pm – 3am. £5 all night, £1 for under 25s. A fusion of cruising and music for hot boys into hot tunes! Sister Jacqui Moff hosts an amateur strip contest with £100 prize, plus performances from French porn star Guillaume Wayne.
Vault: Cruise at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. 1pm-1am, £9. Free drink, cloakroom and re-entry. Horny cruise spot minutes from the West End.
Teds Place: Punishment Block at 305a Northend Road, Fulham, W14 9NS, 7pm-midnight, £6– Men-only CP/spanking night in West London’s horniest basement. Plenty of equipment and private booths.