CLUBS & EVENTS
Hard-Up Mondays at Sweatbox: 1-2 Ramilies Street, Soho, W1F 7LN. 24 hours. Under 25s FREE all day, £16 others. Finding Mondays hard to handle? Relieve the pressure with this discounted day for under 25s (ID required) at Soho’s only gay sauna.
Ku Klub at Ku Bar Lisle Street: 30 Lisle St, WC2H 7BA. 10pm-3am. FREE. DJs play the weekend out on a wave of hot pop.
The Big Bingo Show at Vauxhall Tavern: Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington Lane, SE11 5HY. 7pm – 12am. Free entry. Drag bingo nonsense with Timberlina
The Bloc, 65 Goding Street, Vauxhall, SE11 5AW, 8pm-2am, £5 (includes drink & coat check) – London’s new and biggest purpose-built cruise bar, with 3 play areas and black-out cruise zone
BARS & CABARET
Jonny & Doug’s XXXMas Quiz at The Glory: 281 Kingsland Road, E2 8AS. Quiz 8pm, free entry. Jonny Woo is joined by his buddy and friend Doug Faulker for a fun XXXMas quiz to start the festive week!
Comptons of Soho: 51-53 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 6HN. 3pm-11.30pm. Happy hour 5pm till close!
The Light Lounge: 1 Newport Place, WC2H 7JR. 5pm-11:30pm. Enjoy the Ku Group’s newest venue; a boutique cocktail bar. 2-4-1 cocktails 5-8pm all week.
The Old Ship: 17 Barnes Street, Limehouse, E14 7NW, open until midnight. Local gay bar in East London’s Limehouse.
Halfway To Heaven: 7 Duncannon Street, WC2N 4JF. Free entry. Raucous cabaret bar tucked behind Trafalgar Square.
Karaoke at Central Station: 37 Wharfdale Road, King’s Cross, N1 9SD, 8pm onwards, free entry, Come holler along to a classic at King’s Cross stalwart Central Station, with discounts on selected drinks from 4pm – 11pm.
Karaoke at Admiral Duncan: 54 Old Compton Street, W1D 4UB. Free entry. Superfun gay boozer on Old Compton Street. TONIGHT: Karaoke showdown with Sum Ting Wong.
Kinky Kabaret at Freedom 60-66 Wardour St, London W1F 0TA. 10pm – 3am. Show 11pm. Free entry Every Monday, a variety of the kinkiest and most colourful kabaret acts at Freedom
Village: 81 Wardour Street, W1V 3TG, 5pm-1am. Happy hour 5-9pm with half price cocktails
Your Dirty Diary – Monday 18th December
The Underground Club: Pants/Butt Naked/Hard Cruz at 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1 9SD. Pants, 12pm-6pm, £5 or £3 b4 2pm. Butt Naked, 6pm-10pm, £6, strip down and get off with like-minded guys. Hard Cruz, 10pm-1am, free entry, hard cruzing for horny guyz.
Vault: Cruise/ Stripped at Vault, 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. Cruise, 1-7pm, £9. Stripped, 7pm-1am, £9, free drink, cloakroom and re-entry, horny cruise session first, before naked time (except footwear)
The Bloc at 65 Goding Street, SE11 5AW, 8pm-2am – Open Monday to Thursday, The Bloc is Vauxhall’s new men-only cruise bar, with two levels of cruise areas, play spaces, and a fully-enclosed smokers’ yard.
The Bunker Bar: London Jack-Off Club: The Big Christmas Party! At 217 City Road, EC1V 1JN, 7pm-11pm (arrive by 8.30pm) £10 at ma1.co.uk – Monthly masturbation marathon returns with a seasonal spectacular, with the usual jack circles, video rooms, and group wanks.