CLUBS & EVENTS
XXL Rugby at Pulse: 1 Invicta Plaza, Southwark, SE1 9UF. 10pm-7am. £15 guests, £10 members. A super-furry, super-charged club night for bears and their friends. THIS WEEK: Touch! Pause! Engage! It’s a Rugby special, with Pagano on the decks.
R&She at East Bloc, 217 City Road, EC1V 1JN, 11pm-6am, £5 before midnight, £10 after – It’s an En Vogue special at monthly R&B and Hip-Hop Queens- only night, with Neil Prince, David Oh, and QBoy
Brüt: 65 Goding Street, SE11 5AW. 10pm – 5am. £10 before midnight, £15 after, £8 after 3am. The rough, tough bear club is BACK at a brand spanking new Vauxhall venue! With Dan Slater + resident DJs
Debbie 5th Birthday at The Eagle: 349 Kennington Lane, SE11 5QY. Open til 4am, Free entry and cheap drinks before 10pm. £6 after 10pm. All-female pop,rock, and disco with Sina Sparrow and Xander Bernhard. Tonight, they celebrate their fifth birthday!
Spin Cycle at Dalston Superstore: 117 Kingsland High St, E8 2PB. 9pm – 3am. Free b4 11pm, £7 after House party classics, disco and underground electronic music from Wax Wings, Coco Cole, and Anna Wall.
Lady Olé – 1st Birthday at Nightclub Kolis, 1 Archway Close, Archway, N19 3TD, 11pm-4am, last entry 2am, £10 OTD, It’s Spanish kitsch night Lady Olé’s 1st Birthday! They’re holding a Miss Trash beauty contest, plus Los Alejandros and Tay Arín DJing.
Mariah and Friendz: April Fools at Bethnal Green Working Men’s Club, 42-46 Pollard Row, E2 6NB, 9pm-2am, £10 – Mariah and Friendz are back at BGWMC with their hot-mess blend of drag, circus, burlesque, and mime, hosted by Baby Lame
Ku Klub: 30 Lisle St, WC2H 7BA. 8pm-3am. FREE b4 10:30pm, £5 after. Lit clubbing experience courtesy of the Ku boys.
Savage at Metropolis: Strip Club, 235 Cambridge Heath Road, E2 9NN. 11pm-5am. £5. Weekly Saturday club night from the Sink The Pink crew.
Duckie at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern: 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5HY. 9pm-2am. £6. Duckie’s flag ship rock ‘n’ roll honky tonk.
G-A-Y at Heaven: Villiers Street, WC2N 6NG. 10pm – 5am. £5 entry wristbands available from G-A-Y Bar, Free entry with wristband. A lit Saturday night at London’s biggest gay club!
Sweatbox: Foam Party at 1-2 Ramilies Street, Soho, W1F 7LN. 24 hours. 24hr pass £17, 48hr pass £19. Unwind and release some tension after a stressy week with the all the fun of the foam at Sweatbox’s original weekly party.
Pink Lemonade #3 at Tipsy, 20 Stoke Newington Road, N16 7XN, 10pm-3am – A clubbing cocktail of musical genres, with Shy & Ned (Straight Nasty), Mark Ashley Dupe (Dollar Baby), and Severino.
BARS & CABARET
Old Ship: 17 Barnes Street, Limehouse, E14 7NW. 8pm-12am. Free. Local gay bar in East London’s Limehouse. TONIGHT: Sandra and DJ James Armour celebrate owner John’s birthday
Glory Lates at The Glory, 281 Kingsland Road, E2 8AS. 9pm – 2am. Free before 10pm, £5 after. Two floor disco party with full live cabaret show from Ireland’s soul legend Jaime Nanci, plus DJs playing a queer mix of electro-pop and dance classics.
Central Station: 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1 9SD. Open ‘til 4am. FREE b4 10pm, £5 After. King’s Cross gay boozer
West 5: Pope’s Lane, South Ealing, W5 4NB. Doors 8pm. Go West at Ealing’s premier gay bar!
Comptons of Soho: 51-53 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 6HN. 12pm-midnight. The grand dame of Soho pulling in a more blokey crowd. DJ Zach Burns on from 9pm
New Bloomsbury Set: 76 Marchmont Street, WC1N 1AG. 4pm-11:30pm. The perfect place to start your night out! Fantastic drinks prices and amazing happy hour, with all the latest pop hits!
Bridge Bar: 8 Voltaire Road, SW8 6DH, 4pm-12am. Free. Snug gay bar in a railway arch, offering cocktails, wines and light meals, plus outdoor seating.
Circa: 62 Frith Street, Soho, W1D 3JN. 4pm-1am. Soho’s intimate but packed-out bar/club spot watches Munroe Bergdorf and friends werq the floor! TONIGHT: Adam Turner, James John and Connor Bolton
G-A-Y Bar: 30 Old Compton Street. 12pm-2am. Free entry. Popular pop music bar with non-stop hits on the screens and a fun, flirty atmosphere.
George and Dragon: 2 Blackheath Hill, SE10. 8pm-4am, free entry before 11pm. The friendly Greenwich local. TONIGHT: CK from 11pm. With DJ Spark until 4am.
Rose Garden’s Swap Shop/Lipsync Saturday at Halfway 2 Heaven: 7 Duncannon St, WC2N 4JF. Open ‘til 3am. Mrs Moore at 3pm, Rose Garden from 5pm, with Vixens after at 10pm.
Ku Bar Soho: 25 Frith Street, WC1D 5LB. Open till 12am (3am last Friday of the month). Perfect for that Soho warm-up drinking session and cheeky dance with downstairs DJs.
The Light Lounge: 1 Newport Place, WC2H 7JR. 5pm-12am. Enjoy the Ku Group’s newest venue; a boutique cocktail bar. 2-4-1 cocktails 5-8pm all week.
Two Brewers: 114 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UJ. 7pm-3am. Free b4 10, £6 after. Popular South London club/ cabaret venue.
House Party at The Village: 81 Wardour Street, W1V 3TG, 9pm-3am. Snap crackling pop upstairs with Heidi Liscious & Robyn Banks, plus chunked up deep tech club vibes in the basement.
The Yard: 57 Rupert Street, Soho, W1D 7PL. Midday ‘til Late. FREE. Renowned as one of Soho’s most unique and popular destination venues, with terrific outdoor space.
Admiral Duncan: 54 Old Compton Street, W1D 4UB, 12pm-12am Infamous cabaret pub in the heart of Soho
The Kings Arms 23 Poland Street, W1F 8QJ 12pm-12am – Soho gay pub, always game for a drink and a dance, with drinks promotions.
Your Dirty Diary – Saturday 1st April
The Underground Club: Pants/ Collared at 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1 9SD. Pants 12pm-6pm, £4, underwear fun. Collared 7pm-midnight, £5 members, £10 non-members – night for kinksters, with all kinds of equipment and horny guys
Boys & Sirs at Mirrored Arch (Lightbox Entrance) 6A South Lambeth Place, SW8 1SP. 2pm – 7pm. For boys and their masters.
April Fools’ Sports Day at Lightbox Mirror Arches, 6a South Lambeth Place, SW8 1SP, 10pm-3am. £10 members, £12 guests. Men only night with a sportswear/jockstrap dresscode.
Vault: Cruise at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. 1pm-1am. £8. Free drink, cloakroom, re-entry. Dark corners, catch a dirty movie, indulge your carnal side.
Paunchy: The Bloc at 18 Kentish Town Road, Camden Town, NW1 9NX, 9pm-3am, £3 Before 10.30pm, £8 after – Monthly cruise night for those who like their men big and burly.