CLUBS & EVENTS
XXL at Pulse: 1 Invicta Plaza, Southwark, SE1 9UF. 9pm-3am. £5 guests, Free for Members. Midweek grizzly fun for bears and their admirers.
Uncontrollable Urge at Dalston Superstore: 117 Kingsland High St, E8 2PB. 9pm-2:30am. Free. Superstore’s late-night midweek dose of sleaze! Eccentric electronica and weirdo-disco!
Eagle Bar at Eagle London 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5QY, 8pm-2am, Free Entry. Late night bar with pool table, music & videos, lounge areas and amazing drinks offers.
Bombshell at Muse: 23 Frith Street, W1D 4RR. 10pm – 3am. Unapologetically insane night for TV/TS girls and their pals! With DJs Lady Lloyd and Silver Summers. LOCK UP YOUR SONS.
Klub at Ku Bar Lisle Street: 30 Lisle St, WC2H 7BA. 10pm-3am. FREE. The party continues ‘til late in the Ku basement.
BARS & CABARET
LIPSYNC1000 at The Glory: 281 Kingsland Road, E2 8AS. 5pm – midnight, Heat starts at 8pm. Free entry. The seventh heat of this year’s long-awaited LIPSYNC1000, where the capital’s best new talent lip-sync for a place in the final!
Drag Graduation Showcase at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern: 372 Kennington Lane, SE11 5HY. Doors 7pm, show 7:30pm. £10 OTD, £7 adv. The climax of the RVT Art of Drag course, come see the future cabaret superstars!
The Light Lounge: 1 Newport Place, WC2H 7JR. 5pm-11:30pm. Enjoy the Ku Group’s newest venue; a boutique cocktail bar. 2-4-1 cocktails 5-8pm all week.
Duke Of Wellington: 77 Wardour Street, W1D 6QA. 12pm – 12am. Free entry. Irresistibly popular central London gay boozer. It’s the weekly quiz with Martha D’Arthur and Topsie Redfern on rotation.
Central Station: 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1 9SD. Open ‘til 4am. FREE b4 10pm. Cabaret then DJs ‘til late at this much-loved boozer! TONIGHT: Sandra! Onstage 9:30pm.
Circa: 62 Frith Street, Soho, W1D 3JN. Open ‘til 1am. Soho’s intimate but packed-out bar/club spot with the most amazing DJ booth in town.
Comptons of Soho: 51-53 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 6HN. 12pm-11.30pm. Super social pub downstairs, chilled club lounge upstairs.
The Old Ship: 17 Barnes Street, Limehouse, E14 7NW. Quiz from 9.30pm. Local gay bar in East London’s Limehouse.
Two Brewers: 114 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UJ. Bar open 4pm-2am. FREE b4 10pm, £3 after. Popular South London cabaret/club spot, with Kara Van-Park’s Quiz Night
The Voice of The Village at The Village: 81 Wardour Street, W1V 3TG, 5pm-1am. Karaoke with the outrageous Robyn Banks from 9pm. Win a £50 bar tab.
West 5: Pope’s Lane, South Ealing, W5 4NB. Open from 8pm. FREE. Ealing’s hugely popular club, bar and cabaret spot.
Admiral Duncan: 54 Old Compton Street, W1D 4UB Infamous cabaret pub in the heart of Soho. TONIGHT: Wanked Wednesdays with LoUis CYfer
The Fabulettes at Freedom Bar: 60-66 Wardour Street, Soho, W1F 0TA, 4pm-3am, Free. Drag girlband The Fabulettes up on stage tonight, with special guest Emma Lindars
Halfway 2 Heaven 7 Duncannon Street, WC2N 4JF Notorious cabaret haunt just off Trafalgar Square TONIGHT: Whatever Wednesday with Miss Penny
The Kings Arms 23 Poland Street, W1F 8QJ 12pm-11.30pm – Soho gay pub, always game for a drink and a dance, with drinks promotions
Quiz me Maybe at Dalston Superstore, 117 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB, 7pm-9pm – ShayShay and Just May present their bonkers quiz, this week’s theme: Luck o’ the Irish!
#BoyfriendJoeChats at Her Upstairs: 18 Kentish Town Road, NW1 9NX. 8pm. Free entry. Boyfriend Joe sits down to have a natter with Lilly Snatchdragon
Your Dirty Diary – Wednesday 29th March
The Backstreet: Buff at Wentworth Mews, London E3 4UA. 7pm-11pm, £9 members/£10 guests (free drink/coat check). Horny, naked cruise party.
The Underground Club: Hard Cruz at Central Station, 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1 9SD. 10pm – 1am, Free entry. Men only hard-up cruise night where you can get it on!
Vault: Cruise/Underwear at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. Cruise, 1pm-7pm, £8. Followed by Underwear, 7pm-1am, £8, free drink, cloakroom and re-entry. Get down to your underwear.