Wednesday 18th April


    XXL at Pulse: 1 Invicta Plaza, Southwark, SE1 9UF. 9pm-3am. £5 guests, Free for Members. Midweek grizzly fun for bears and their admirers.

    JOXXX at The Bloc: 65 Goding Street, Vauxhall, SE11 5AW, 8pm-late, £10 (includes drink & coat check), under 25s free with ID – The Bloc’s Sunday afternoon cruise session starts midweek too, strip down to your jocks, undies, sports shorts, singlets, or just naked in London’s hottest cruise venue.

    Eagle London: 349 Kennington Lane SE11 5QY. 8pm – 2am. Free entry. Happy hour drinks 8pm – midnight. Plus pool table, private heated garden and table football!


    Uncontrollable Urge at Dalston Superstore: 117 Kingsland High St, E8 2PB. 9pm-2:30am. Free. Superstore’s late-night midweek dose of sleaze! Eccentric electronica and weirdo-disco!

    Ku Bar Lisle Street: 30 Lisle St, WC2H 7BA. midday-3am. FREE. Gorgeous midweek drinks at one of Soho’s hottest venues. Celebrate their 11th birthday with a round of free drinks at 7pm!


    Halfway To Heaven: 7 Duncannon Street, WC2N 4JF. Midday – midnight. Free entry. Raucous cabaret bar tucked behind Trafalgar Square. TONIGHT: Martha D’Arthur’s one-armed Wednesdays

    Queer Question Time at The Glory: 281 Kingsland Road, E2 8AS. Doors 7pm, free entry Ahead of the local elections, a panel discuss local and LGBT issues.

    Miss Coco Peru at Royal Vauxhall Tavern: 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5HY. Doors 6pm. 7.15pm-8.30pm, £15 early birds, £18 OTD. Drag heroine returns to London with her new one-woman show, The Taming of the Tension. Expect stories, songs, laughs and tears. Followed by…

    Tracy Barlow at Royal Vauxhall Tavern: 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5HY. Doors 9pm. 9.30pm-midnight, £6 OTD. The queen of the obscene with an evening of absurd comedy, furious lip-syncing and plenty of twists and turns.

    The Light Lounge: 1 Newport Place, WC2H 7JR. 5pm-11:30pm. Enjoy the Ku Group’s newest venue; a boutique cocktail bar. 2-4-1 cocktails 5-8pm all week.

    Central Station: 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1 9SD. Open ‘til 1am. FREE Cabaret then DJs ‘til late at this much-loved boozer! Sandra on every week from 9:30pm.

    Circa: 62 Frith Street, Soho, W1D 3JN. Open ‘til 1am. Soho’s intimate but packed-out bar/club spot with the most amazing DJ booth in town.

    Comptons of Soho: 51-53 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 6HN. 12pm-11.30pm. Super social pub downstairs, chilled club lounge upstairs.

    Admiral Duncan: 54 Old Compton Street, W1D 4UB. 1pm – 11:30pm. Free Entry. Raucous Soho gay boozer! With LoUis CYfer from 9:30pm.

    The Old Ship: 17 Barnes Street, Limehouse, E14 7NW. Quiz from 9.30pm. Local gay bar in East London’s Limehouse.

    The Voice of The Village at The Village: 81 Wardour Street, W1V 3TG, 5pm-1am. Karaoke with the outrageous Niklas Liljesand from 9pm. Win a £50 bar tab.

    Vanity & Her Live Band at Freedom Bar: 60-66 Wardour Street, Soho, W1F 0TA, 4pm-3am, Free. Internationally ignored and inconceivably loquacious cabaret superstar Vanity von Glow channels her inner rock star with an all-new show and a fabulous live band. Let’s just hope she doesn’t trip over the cymbals. Oopsie doopsie!

    Your Dirty Diary

    The Backstreet: Buff at Wentworth Mews, London E3 4UA. 6pm-10pm, £9 members/£10 guests (free drink/coat check). Horny, naked cruise party.

    Vault: Cruise/Underwear at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. Cruise, 1pm-7pm, £9. Followed by Underwear, 7pm-1am, £9, free drink, cloakroom and re-entry. Get down to your underwear.

    The Bloc: Joxxx at 65 Goding Street, SE11 5AW, 9pm-2am, £5 – Bloc South’s horny Sunday evening party launches on Wednesday as well. Strip down to your jock and cruise the 3 play areas.