Thank Christ there’s more to TVs on TV than that dumb, bag-lady wannabae in Coronation Street!
What overpaid exec ever assumed transgender equaled Oxfam chic? And finally, with My Transsexual Summer, there’s a spiky sampling of gender diversity, with goth-chick Donna, Gaga-clone Drew, Baby Bear Lewis, etc. One quibble; where’s the sex-life, or are ‘trannies’ – a term this show adores – restricted to a Boy George cup of tea?
Come on – are our gang gay, bi, straight or trans, or all of the above?
While Drew orgasming over a waitress job might satisfy some, how about some real-life sex-for the clueless millions watching? Come on; how does male entry feel in a brand-new snatch? And what if you totally lose new pussy sensation, a common problem?
Meanwhile, over at Olympia Exhibition Centre, Erotica 2011 bitch-slapped its way into town, fronted by the simply edible Nancy Dell’Olio, Cougar Queen Supreme! Bizarrely, I’ve noted online, post-op hostility to the event, particularly from writers who should know better.
Anyway, with that off my tits, it’s fabulous to see Erotica embracing diversity more enthusiastically than ever. Never some seedy, heterosexual bonk-fest, it’s bulging at the crotch with alternative eroticism.
There’s a T-girl bar, exclusively staffed by gender-variants, a thrillingly exotic cabaret/burlesque show featuring Polly Rae, Ophelia Bitz and beautifully androgynous, belly boy dancer Karis Wilde, and pan-gay designer Jed Phoenix’s extraordinary, Samurai-based couture.
And where else are designers completely unfazed by customers publically trying supposedly opposite-sex clothes, whatever that means? Take a bow, Eva Reiser, with your signature, fluorescent, spiky rubber bras and G-strings!
Whatever your sex, whatever your genitalia, inside, outside, self-mutilated (I plead guilty!) or absent, you’ll feel more welcome than a whore bathed in honey by multi-sexual pleasure slaves. Believe me, never in the field of human orgasms has so much been done for so many by so few – the 2011 Erotica team!
Rating: 4/5
