Who DOESN’T love a hot Santa! We certainly do! Cum down my chimney daddy! Fill my stocking!
Speaking of daddies, who better to help us with a hot santa list than iconic East London clubnight concept, Daddy Issues. Being at one of their totes major parties makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside – like the feeling of a man’s stubble against your bum cheeks.
It’s their HOLIDAY ISSUE party next Saturday, so you can give yourself a fistive daddy treat and head down there before wholesome family christmas hell ensues.
Until then, here’s our list of hot santas to get you in the mood!
Hot David Beckham Santa
Vicky B is one lucky woman! What we would give to have THAT unwrapping us on a christmas morning.
Hot Jake Gyllenhaal Santa
Remember that Jarhead movie where he spent half the time running around naked in a santa hat? That got us all hot under the collar. There’s something about a dog tag/santa hat combo that’s just so…dirty?
Hot Jared Leto Santa
Druggie Dalston Santa vibes. This Santa’s got poppers in his top drawer and he’s on the guestlist for Private Life. You’ll wake up under him and two other men on the top floor of the Ace Hotel.
Hot Mall Santa
When you sit on the mall Santa’s lap and feel something stirring. Is that a tangerine in your pocket or ARE YOU JUST PLEASED TO SEE ME?
Hot Tom Of Finland Santa
A classic.
Hot Gay Porn Santa
There’s a surprising amount of Santa-themed gay porn. Head to PornHub and pack a lunch!
So that’s that for now! Daddy Issues The Holiday Issue is on Saturday 16th December at Beach Blanket Babylon. Head here for more info.
