23/11/13: Sandra was in top form at the Old Ship last Saturday, dragging a poor Australian boy on to the stage, slagging him off for dodging taxes and pissing off back to convict land!
Then her roving eye landed on barman Nick, renamed Miss Ross for the night, and his favourite punter Miss Hepitotass! When a poor New Zealand girl fell into Sandra’s warpath of hilarity, the mistress of muck immediately enquired if her tits where real and, before she could answer, hit them with her microphone!
‘Yep, they’re real,’ attested the anarchic performer. Everyone was in stitches for the whole time she was on stage, bringing the house down on the Old Ship, especially when she was ribbing the DJ who dared to miss her cue – or was it part of the act? Apparently he had to wipe off Sandra’s semen from the CD, we’re not saying anything!
A mixed crowd of younger guys and a few older punters were congregated for the evening’s fun, and from the smiling faces and sound of laughter, everyone was having a whale of a time, even if she was twenty minutes late! (Waiting for the driver apparently.) Till next Sunday at the Old Ship, where a different cabaret star takes over each week!
17 Barnes Street, Limehouse, E14 7NW
Words and photos by Mark Storey
