17/08/19: Our hair was scrunchied, ready for the Athena summer sizzler. The day had been spent putting together our best beachwear costume, and despite our best efforts, we didn’t snatch that £100 cash prize. LIVID is an understatement. A few tequilas in and we were determined to be compensated in kisses from a stranger. The time spent curling each moustache hair was not spent in vain. It managed to attract a rather fetching sailor which was just what the doctor ordered. *Insert joke about seamen here* 4 am and the Uber home came WAY too quickly, and we were way too tipsy to explain our get-up to Alim, our driver. “It was all a ploy to win a couple of quid that ended up going to an un-deserving civilian. We were ROBBED, Alim.”
The Eagle, 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall SE11 5QY
Photos by [HAWT!] Photography