03/08/19: Oh, Stella. Always one to put the fear of God into us when all we wanted was to have a drink and a boogie. Dribbling blood, she’s on a one-woman mission to make gingivitis sexy again. The Vauxhall boys were into it, they couldn’t resist her demonic wiles. Speaking personally, we felt safer when she was behind that DJ deck. Just when we thought we were safe, Cassandra comes bursting in like a sexed-up Jynx. That’s a Pokémon reference for all you nerds out there. Nerds are Cassandra’s type, so prepare your sphincter if you’re thinking of heading to Debbie. No matter how the delinquent stepsisters of Debbie terrorise its patrons, they just can’t help but come back for that female-fronted pop. It makes being fronted by these females completely worth it.
The Eagle, 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall SE11 5QY
Photos by Mark Storey
