31/08/19: We just LOVE a good drilling. That’s exactly what XXL was serving on Saturday night, giving us major sexy builder vibes. It’s nice wrapping your hands around a thick piece of machinery. THICK is what the XXL crowd are all about, which is exactly why it’s perfect for doing some man-hunting. With the summer coming to a close, it was important that we had a little fumble in that dark room before winter coupling. A few Bacardis and we were ready to try a few of our terrible chat up lines. The one that seems to have the highest success rate has something involving losing our plush teddy and needing a bear to stuff… We won’t divulge the exact wording. Don’t want YOU stealing it.
Pulse, 1 Invicta Plaza, Southwark SE1 9UF
Photos by Richard Holland