14/05/16: What happens between the magical hours of 10pm to 7am in Gayland are anyone’s guess. Literally anyone’s.
Where it’s likely to take place is just that much easier to hedge a bet when it comes to a Saturday night South East of the river. XXL is where all the wild things go, and a good few of the freakin’ hot ones too – packing out the biggest sprawl of interlocking cave-like spaces that isn’t the Catacombs with their brawn and bodacious-ness.
Oh yes, XXL is where the deep house and golden hits are served piping hot, where there’s more gorge swanning around than you can shake your pr*ck at and where time just seems to slow in the very best way possible. Was I there?
You bet, were your best mate and your ex – probably. I wouldn’t be surprised if you were too…probably commend your taste. If you weren’t however, next Saturday you can put it to rights. You might find a lad to let you put where you like, if you’re super charming…
1 Invicta Plaza, Southwark, SE1 9UF
Words by Yaf Brown
Photos by Joel Ryder