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G-A-Y PORN IDOL

13/06/13: G-A-Y Porn Idol. It is bizarre how many straight boys want to strip in front of a gay audience.

G-A-Y Porn Idol. We’re not complaining mind you, but it is bizarre! Anyhoo, putting aside our concerns for the mental state of adolescent straight men, last Thursday we rocked up at G-A-Y Porn Idol hoping some of the afore mentioned group would have gorged on WKD (other inhibition enhancers are available) and put on clean pants ready to entertain us… And we weren’t disappointed!

With most of the contestants hailing from the EU, proceedings were kicked off by Northern Irish boy Sam who immediately got our attention (good looking, muscled, 25 and straight) and scored a row of 10’s from the judges who this week were boxed off in a manner harking back to ITV’s Celebrity Squares.

Eight more wannabes paraded their wares across the stage including a cute little Italian (just off the plane), a tattooed bi girl, a 22 year old straight blond super-cute Dane and a guy from the audience, Steven, who thought he could do better than all the rest. He couldn’t.

Acidic and sarcastic comments from judges Tanya Hyde, Michael Mitchell and Baga Chipz helped the crowd make up their minds, but when push came to shove, and it always does at Porn Idol, it was contestant one, Sam, who walked off with the £100 prize and the hearts (or at least hopes) of half the audience.

If you wanna earn £100 for just 2 minutes work then get down to Porn Idol every Thursday and see the boys on the door to enter, or text 07789 553 868.

Heaven, under the Arches, Villiers Street, Charing Cross, WC2N 6NG
Words & Photos by Chris Jepson

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