The Two Brewers is a proud LGBTQ+ venue and multi-space venue and has a front bar with performance and the Backroom venue. Since QX does listings, we’ve listed what you can expect at The Two Brewers this March.
Regular events in The Two Brewers Front bar throughout March 2022:
Saturdays: Free screening of RuPauls Drag Race followed by Drag cabaret: first performance at 8pm and second performance at 11pm. Cabaret Bar with DJ Demon, Club Bar with DJ Phil Marriott. Free entry before 9pm, £8 until 10pm, £9 after 10pm. Open 3pm – 4am. Last entry 3am. Check out the QX listings for what performers are on stage any particular night.
At The Two Brewers In the Back Room
Round To Rita’s
7.30pm – midnight.
Tickets £10 on Designmynight.com
Legend in waiting Rita Zeta-Jones hosts one of her famous off-off Broadway soirees with a fabulous night of show tunes, Disney classics, pop anthems and sing a long. Rita kicks off the night with one of her mini-musical shows followed on by regaling her guests with her broadway gossip and belting her repertoire and inviting guests to even get up and have a go themselves! Get up on the mic yourself and become the star you always wanted to be with your favourite show tune, Disney or camp anthem!
So what are you waiting for darling, come Round To Rita’s!
The Art of Fitting Out by CJ Hopkins
Doors 7pm Show 7.45pm
Tickets: £10
Join CJ Hopkins in his debut show ‘The Art of Fitting Out’. Through storytelling, stand up comedy and the most bizarre lipsyncs you have seen, CJ will share his experiences of why trying hard to fit in can hold you back, and why fitting out is the new way forward. Featuring appearances from ‘Pinocchio‘ and ‘Woody the Cowboy’. Read CJ’s witty article in QX
ACM LGBTQ+ Artists
Network and Chill band night: Womens Day gig
Doors 7pm
Free event
Featuring Adora, Disa and Leila. Music and band night by Network & Chill LGBTQ+ group.
Wednesday 9th March
Drag Idol Launch
7pm
Free entry
The UK Drag competition launches at the Two Brewers London, which kicks off the search to find the winning drag performer. The competition is open to all genders, identities and bodies and is one of the few competitions that can genuinely launch a career on the live drag and cabaret circuit.
The competition is between 16 venues who find their representative to go forward to the UK semi-finals and Grand final at the Two Brewers. The winner wins £4000 of guaranteed work in all participating venues along with other prizes.
This years competition representative is SonofaTutu, who is also a Drag Idol winner, Tutu will help with creative direction of the competition along with hosting all 4 semi-finals as well as the Launch and Grand final.
The competition has launched the careers of both winners and participants with SonofaTutu, Baga Chipz, Felix Le Freak, Jimmy Lavendar AKA Tracy Barlow and Crystal and Kelly and Karla Bear.
Thursday 10th March
Queefy: Queerdos Quest!
Doors: 7 PM, Show: 8 – 10.00PM Close: 12 PM.
Tickets: £5 – £20
Rhys Pieces and the Queefy Queerdos invite you to a theatrical verity extravaganza! Come along for a night filled with drag, dance, burlesque, live music, and everything that’ll have you going woah! wow! what?
After two successful residencies and a sold out tour last year, Queefy is at it again with dates all around London and Beyond! This time the gang are adding some extra flare to the rollercoaster ride with a set cast and special guests; group numbers and extra helping of that Queefy Magical madness.
From the very beginning, QUEEFY celebrates all that is queer… as a place that is safe and a vibe that is welcoming for all! The show is never the same, but always superb!
Full line up TBC
Friday March 11
How to live a Jellicle life: Life Lessons from the 2019 hit movie musical ‘Cats’
Doors 7pm show Time: 7.30pm – 9pm
Tickets £13.50 on @outsavvy
Following 5-star reviews and two sold out runs the jellicle show is finishing its national tour in Clapham at Two Brewers! A show that provides a Jellicle discussion about the Jellicle aspects of the Jellicle cats in ‘Cats’ and how you can apply them to your life in order to make it truly Jellicle. Expect Jellicle laughs, Jellicle dance and a very Jellicle PowerPoint presentation.
Following the success of “Awkward Conversations With Animals I’ve F*cked” (Underbelly Edinburgh 2018, King’s Head Theatre + National Tour 2019) Awkward Productions have returned with yet another show about… sexy animals.
Written and performed by Linus Karp
Produced by Joseph Martin
Choreography and vocals by Sam Carlyle
Costume by Alison Carlyle
“Insanity at its greatest” ★★★★★ — Epigram
“Witty, unique and sidesplittingly funny” ★★★★★ — Theatre Reviews UK
“Why I love theatre” ★★★★½ — West End Best Friend
“The laughter just does not stop!” ★★★★ — A Younger Theatre
“An absolute joy!” ★★★★ — Everything Theatre
“A hilarious journey” ★★★★ — The Spy in the Stalls
“I laughed so hard I gave myself a headache.” ★★★★ — London Pub Theatres
“The writing is in equal parts clever and stupid but comes together beautifully to find something truly funny.” ★★★★ — All That Dazzles
“A wonderful hour of stagey silliness” ★★★★ — Theatre Fan
“Cute and quirky” — Guardian
“So much fun” – James Graham
The show contains flashing lights.
Wednesday 16th March
LGBTeeHeeHee
Doors 7pm – 10pm
Tickets: £8
Serving you London’s best queer comedians, LGBTeeheehee is a brand new bi-monthly (pun intended) LGBTQIA+ comedy night live at the Two Brewers in Clapham!
Hosted by Mark “PoofsRUs” Bittlestone (whom you may know from either TikTok or Grindr or both), the night promises to be GAY and FUNNY in equal measure. For only £8 you can see 6 amazing acts, many of whom have been on TV or are playing regularly in the UK’s biggest comedy clubs. We are hoping to build a regular night at the Brewers, so please come down and support live, queer comedy.
With Mark Bittlestone, Esther Manito, Victoria Elsino, Tom Ward & more TBA
Two Brewers Clapham
https://www.the2brewers.com/london
114 Clapham High Street, London, SW4 7UJ
0207 8199539
