Spring in to April at The Two Brewers.
The Two Brewers is a multi-space venue and has a front bar with free performances and the Backroom venue with ticketed performances. Here’s what’s on offer at this Clapham hot bed of queer delights this April.
Regular events in the Front bar at The Two Brewers
Mondays: Monday Night Cabaret with Mrs Moore and guests, 8pm Free entry.
Tuesdays: Karaoke with Kevin Walsh – It’s back! The Iconic karaoke night with host, Kevin Walsh. 8.30pm (Free entry before 9pm, £4 after)
Wednesdays: Let’s Get Quizzical alternating with Poppycock & Seriasis or Woe Addams and Pixie Polite, £2 per person, 8pm start and cabaret from 11pm (check website as line-ups subject to change)
Thursdays until 21st April: Drag Thursdays with DJ’s and drag entertainment from 10pm
Fridays: Drag Fridays with DJ’s, entertainment from 11pm, Free entry before 9pm, £7 after.
Saturdays: Drag cabaret: first performance at 8pm and second performance at 11pm. Cabaret Bar with DJ Demon, Club Bar with DJ Phil Marriott. Free entry before 9pm, £8 until 10pm, £9 after 10pm. Open 3pm – 4am. Last entry 3am
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Thursday from 21 April: Drag Idol UK
Drag Idol every Thursday in the front bar. This is part of the national competition, 17 venues nationwide compete to find their representative who will go on to the semi-finals and then the Grand Final.
Drag Idol is one of the oldest drag competitions in the UK and has launched the careers of some of our best performers – LoUis CYfer, SonofaTutu, Baga Chipz, Tia Kofi as part of the Vixens, Sumting Wong to name a few. Full details can be found on https://dragidoluk.co.uk/
Special Events at The Two Brewers
Sunday 3 April: Myra DuBois Works in Progress Featuring Frank Lavender
The Siren of South Yorkshire MYRA DUBOIS flies back to Clapham to serenade her AdMyras with an afternoon of song and comedy as she cooks up her new show. With reluctant support from Yorkshire’s #1 “funny” man, Frank Lavender. Tickets £10. 3.30pm
Friday 8 April: Bingo Booty Call
Bored with Bumble? Tired of Tinder? Ghosted on Grindr? You are not alone. If you’ve ever been stood up, received (unwanted) dick pics or asked to send pictures of your nether regions (for what you thought was a coffee date) – this is the show for you. Join 21st Century dating experts Gareth Edward (“positive and charismatic”, Deadline News) and secretary Emily Davis (“Wonderfully cheeky stage presence”, London Theatre Review) in Booty Call Bingo! There are no numbers, all the balls represent booty calls and hook-ups that went horribly wrong. Several of them may have happened to you. There are comedy songs, and fabulous prizes to be won. Unlike guys on dating apps, Gareth and Emily will deliver on their promises. Come prepared for some late night flirting and the chance to dump Gareth or Emily by text message. Tickets £13.50 and £10 conc. 7.30pm – 9.30pm
Sunday 10 April: I’m Still Here
You don’t get to be a Living Legend overnight. Presenting six of the best celebrating their second half century! Featuring: SonofaTutu, Fay Presto, Black Elvis, Miss Em, Mysti Vine, Mister Meredith. Celebrating the huge variety of older entertainers who’ve had decades to hone their talent. Just like the character in Sondhein’s celebrated song, they’ve seen a lot of changes and adapted to every one, still bringing new work to thrill audiences and showing that you can be whatever you want to be over 50 – there’s hope for you yet! Representing a cross section of genders and ethnicities, these SIX established acts are more “Boom!” than Boomer, more Gen Sex than Gen X, more…oh you get the idea. Drag, magic, music and comedy; fasten your seatbelts and finish your weekend with a bang. 7pm. £16/£14 TICKETS HERE
Thursday 14 April: Cheeky Girls
Cheeky Easter Maundy Thursday with The Cheeky Girls Live at midnight! The Girls will also preform an exclusive preview of their new hit song! Open 5pm-4am, Cheeky Girls on at Midnight. Cabaret from Shania Pain at 11pm. Free entry before 9pm, £8 after.
15 April Easter Friday: Cabaret 🥚
5pm – 4am. Free entry before 9pm, £8 thereafter. With Danny Beard and DJ’s. See QX listings.
16 April Easter Saturday: Cabaret 🐇
4pm – 4am. Free entry before 9pm, £9 after. With Karla Bear and Sandra and DJ’s. See QX listings.
17 April Easter Sunday: Cabaret 🐰
5pm – 4am. Free entry before 6pm, £6 till 8pm, £8 after. With power of 4: Marsha Mallow, Miss Jason, Snow White Trash & Sandra. See QX listings.
18 April Easter Bank Holiday Monday: Cabaret 💐
5pm – 2am. Free entry before 6pm, £6 after. With Power of 4. See QX listings.
Wednesday 20 April: LoUis CYfers All Inclusive Birthday Bash
Not got enough copper in y’jar for a holiday this year? Covid still gerrin y’dahn? Don’t you worry yersen lads, lasses, enbys and beyond cos with the help of some VERY talented pals LoUis CYfer is givin YOU the all inclusive holiday treatment for his big birthday bash. Come for the naffest games, meatiest raffles, sexiest guests and COCKtailiest cupcakes on sale by none other than Kween Kream. LoUis has gone all out to give you a slice of Lanzarote in London, he even has a bloody DJ for the after party where LoUis will be letting down his mullet, cutting his cake and celebrating 21… again! Will Alex come? Will someone sing sweet Caroline? There’s only one way to find out! Doors at 7pm , Show at 7:30pm. £12-£18 TICKETS HERE
Thursday 21 April: Belszki and Friends Lesbian cabaret
Hosted by Belszki and featuring – cabaret, sketches, comedy, spoken word and with time to meet and mingle with like-minded lesbians before/after the show and during the interval. With very special guest performers: Alice Frick – comedy. Alice is a comedian, actress, writer and producer. A well-known face on the comedy circuit who runs the all-female comedy night ‘Laughing Labia’. Sherika Sherard – music. Through songwriting Sherika vows to encourage the conversations that make us vulnerable. From charming one liners to heart-felt confessions Sherika uncovers our complex journeys through a celebration of acceptance and continuously warms the hearts of her listeners. Hosted by Belszki. Doors 7pm Show 8pm. £10 advance £12 OTD
Thursday 28 April: Heroes Vs Villains 2 – The ultimate comedy drag battle
From Tarzan to Buffy from Maleficent to Ghostface. Whether you’re holding out for a hero or chillin’ like a villain, assemble at Two Brewers on Thursday 28 April (7.45pm) for a celebration of pop cultures queerest and dearest heroes and villains. A show like no other featuring some of the most unique and hilarious performances you will ever see. Start 7.45pm
