16/12/16: ‘Twas the weekend before Christmas, and through Dalston Superhouse
Every creature was stirring, and dancing to Deadmau5;
They put on their fishnets with love and with care,
In hopes they would lay with Santa the bear;
If you were naughty you’d have met the grinch
The twinnies were there to give bums the pinch
Shayshay and Just May hoe-hosted that jive too
And that 9th eggnog had you busting for the loo
Those grindr boys ditched their hook-up apps
To come and see the Jacqui Potato rap
While downstairs was a sweaty bassy craze
I couldn’t help but shout this place is AMAZE!
It was all camp as tits, and beyond batshit insane
My hangover was so bad, I thought I’d been maimed
But I know Mariah brought us there to end all the fights
So we’d scream Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
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Dalston Superstore,117 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB
Photos & Poem by Victor Hensel-Coe
