CLUBS & EVENTS
The Bingo Show at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern: Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington Lane, SE11 5HY. 7pm – 12am. Free entry, £1 to play. A bing-cabaret evening of mayhem by Timberlina with cutie Neil Prince behind the deck. Songs, rants, banter and a Cher doll.
Crayola’s Madhouse Mondays at The Glory: 281 Kingsland Road, Haggerston E2 8AS. Doors 5pm, show 7:30pm. Tickets at QXTickets.com. Featuring all the campy, wholesome, community-based vibes you have come to adore.
Mrs Moore’s Rock’N’Roll Bingo at The Two Brewers: 114 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UJ. 5pm – 2am. Free before 10pm, £3 after. Join Ophelia Moore at 10pm for a great night of cabaret, the best tunes and Rock n Roll Bingo. Free to play and you can even win some prizes.
Kinky Kabaret at Freedom Bar: 60-66 Wardour St, London W1F 0TA. 11pm – 3am. Free. West End Performers take to the stage to entertain their peers. The Crown – Season 2 7pm – 10pm. The search for new drag royalty is back!
BARS & CABARET
The Yard Bar: 57 Rupert Street W1D 7PL. 2pm – 11:30pm. This heated courtyard bar is a welcome retreat from the hustle and bustle of fabulous Soho! Happy Hour 1pm – 7pm. Book a table with some friends and ward off those Monday Blues.
King’s Head Theatre: 115 Upper Street, Angel N1 1QN. Cracking 7pm. An intimate look from a father’s perspective about what happens when you survive the worst but now risk losing everything. Tickets at qxtickets.com.
Park Theatre: Clifton Terrace, N4 3JP. La Cage aux Folles [The Play] 7:30pm. Until 21st March. A new translation of the queer classic, Tony Award-Winning musical, by Simon Callow. Tickets available at qxtickets.com.
YOUR DIRTY DIARY
Vault 139: Cruise/Stripped at Vault, 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. Cruise 1pm – 7pm, £9 includes free drink, cloakroom and re-entry. Get cruising in your civvies. Stripped 7pm – 1am. £9 includes free drink, cloakroom and re-entry. Horny cruise session, strip down naked (except footwear).
Bunker Bar: London Jack Off Club at 217 City Road, Shoreditch EC1V 1JN. 6pm – 10pm. £10 standard entry. Tickets at qxtickets.com. The only jack-off club for men in the UK. A whole evening of wanking, edging, gooning, bukkake and mutual masturbation for men.
Looking Further Ahead
Above the Stag Theatre: 72 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall SE1 7TP. Buyer & Cellar 11th March – 19th April. Eastenders’ Aaron Sidwell stars as an out of work actor, hired for a mysterious job at an undisclosed location that turns out to be… Barbra Streisand’s underground shopping street. Iconic. Tickets available at qxtickets.com.
And What? Queer Arts Festival 2020 Various Locations Across London. 13th – 29th March. Homegrown talent and international artistes, the bold, the brave and the brilliant. Theatre, performance, art. Tickets available at qxtickets.com.
Human Traffic Live ft. Trade Printworks, London SE16 7PJ. Sunday 24th May. Iconic gay club Trade teams up with A Lost Weekend to curate a take over of Human Traffic Live, a four-tiered, multi-sensory immersive experience. Tickets available at qxtickets.com.
BRUT Re-Union Party at Paradise London: 65 Albert Embankment, SE1 7TP. Saturday 7th March. 11pm – 5am. £10 tickets available at QXTickets.com. Men-only party for bears, blokes, chunks and hunks. Back at its former home to celebrate 5 years.
Sex Circus vs Matinee: Pervert at Great Suffolk Street Warehouse: 29 Great Suffolk Street SE1 0NS. Saturday 7th March. 11pm – 6am. Tickets available at QXTickets.com. Super production, the sexiest dancers, cruise mazes, play areas, a darkroom and hundreds of hot guys.
X-MN Party at E1 London: 110 Pennington Street E1W 2BB. Saturday 29th March. 2pm – 10pm. Tickets available at QXTickets.com. London newest LGBT+ party coming to the amazing E1, one of London’s super clubs. A joyous and uplifting soundtrack brought to you by established DJ legends.
Proud Cabaret City: 1 Mark Lane Opposite Fenchurch St Station, London EC3R 7AH. Saturday 7 March. Arrive 11:30am, Showtime starts at 12:30pm. The Proud Drag Brunch. Sashay down for a fabulous Drag Extravaganza. Get stuck into an hour of bottomless cocktails and a two course brunch. Get 50% OFF – 2 Course Brunch & Bottomless. Tickets available at QXTickets.com