Thursday 21st March


    David Hoyle’s Camp Laff at Royal Vauxhall Tavern: 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5HY. 7pm – Midnight. £10 advanced tickets, £12 OTD. A hilarious process of much needed retraining to Smile Smile Smile at this difficult time – told in rage, sound, vision, paint and song. This week with Tracy La Bouche.

    Crayola’s Madhouse: Rebirth at The Glory: 281 Kingsland Road, E2 8AS. 7pm – 10:30pm. £7 advanced tickets, £8 OTD. What began as a meagre little cabaret show down at the Matchstick Pie house has evolved into a full-blown community, a spirit we very much hope to keep alive!

    Klub: 30 Lisle St, WC2H 7BA. 10pm – 3am. Free entry before 11 pm, £5 after. Wet and wild Thursday night partying at the Klub until the wee hours.


    Eagle Thursday at Eagle London: 349 Kennington Lane SE11 5QY. 8pm – 2am. Free Entry. DJs playing House, Pop, Disco & RnB. 2-4-1 DRINKS 9-11PM.

    G-A-Y Porn Idol at G-A-Y Heaven: Villiers Street, WC2N 6NG. 10pm – 5am. Amateur strip night with £100 prize money, with special guest celebrity judges each week. To enter, email [email protected]


    CMYK Bar: 105-109 The Broadway, Wimbledon SW19 1QC. Wimbledon’s first ever gay bar, serving a swanky yet relaxed vibe.

    BJ’s White Swan: 556 Commercial Road, E14 7JD. 8pm – 2am. Free entry. One of East London’s most established and best known gay watering holes.

    George & Dragon: 2 Blackheath Hill, SE10. 4pm – 4am. Free entry before 11pm. Greenwich’s raucous, fun gay boozer. TONIGHT: Piano Bar with The Duchess.

    G-A-Y Bar: 30 Old Compton Street, 12pm – midnight. Free entry. Popular pop music bar with non-stop hits on the video screens and frenetic, fun vibes!

    Halfway To Heaven: 7 Duncannon Street, WC2N 4JF. Midday – midnight. Free entry. Fun boozer slap bang in the middle of London! TONIGHT: Karaoke with Kevin Walsh.

    The Old Ship: 17 Barnes Street, E14 7NW. Local gay bar in East London’s Limehouse.

    Circa: 62 Frith Street, Soho, W1. 4pm-4am. Thursdays are the new Fridays at Soho’s intimate bar/club spot with the most amazing DJ booth in town.

    Throwback Thursday at Admiral Duncan: 54 Old Compton Street, W1D 4UD. Fab gay boozer in the heart of Soho. TONIGHT: Sandra form 9:30pm.

    Village: 81 Wardour Street, W1V 3TG, 5pm-2am. Happy hour 5-9pm, followed by DJ action, with a swanky glittering cocktail lounge upstairs.

    The Light Lounge: 1 Newport Place, WC2H 7JR. 5pm-11:30pm. Enjoy the Ku Group’s newest venue; a boutique cocktail bar. 2-4-1 cocktails 5-8pm Wednesday to Saturday.

    Your Dirty Diary

    Vault 139: Cruise at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. Cruise, 1-7pm, £9. Get social in your civvies.  Followed by Stripped 7pm – 1am £9 includes first drink and coat check. Naked only.

    Bloc South: SM GAYS at 65 Goding Street, SE11 5AW, 8pm-midnight, £7 entry including coat check. Night for guys into skinheads, army, piercings and tattoos. 

    Teds Place: TV/TS Party Night at 305a North End Rd, Fulham, W14 9NS. 7pm-2am, £5. – Night for lovers of trans, drag and gay beauties. Something for everyone!

    Bunker Bar: Cruize at 217 City Road, Shoreditch EC1V 1JN. Cruize 5 pm – 2 am. Come as you are, and get yourself some action.

    The Brighton Sauna: Pool Party at 275 Grand Parade, Brighton, BN2 9JA. 7:30 pm. Private pool party at Brighton’s best known sauna! Head to for more details.