Anthony Gilét
1. THE MEN
Muscle leather daddies, fit rubber lads and all that’s in between – which, if you’re lucky, will be you! HotWired sparks a unity – where all the hot fetish guys from around Europe come together – the only thing that won’t be coming together is your legs, for a few hours at least.
2. THE CHAPS
You spent hours trying them on in a plethora of sex shops across the city, and now you’ve bought them, your arse look great, but seriously, how often do you get to wear them out in public? We’re pretty sure Trish the cashier at your local Post Office wouldn’t approve. So this is your once a year opportunity!
3. GEAR
Erm, no we’re not referring to Class As. Fetish gear. Lots of it. Because of the strict dress code, you won’t find no amateurs here. Which makes Hotwired one of the biggest parties for guys into leather/rubber/neoprene. Better go shopping.
4. THE EFFORT
If you’re gonna do it half-arsed, don’t bother babe. Firstly, you probably won’t get in and secondly, nobody would miss you if you were sat at home watching X Factor. And trust us, it’s much more fun to be dunking your dong into a sub slut than a custard cream into a cuppa.
5. SIZE
And we aren’t just referring to what the guys are packing in their leather jockstrap… Although we know that will probably have you salivating like a giddy baby. It’s the biggest leather party in London! Bigger means better; more guys, more cruising and more dancing!
6. LOCATION
It’s in a real life car park. A roof in case it rains, and it’s heated. Pretty cool, right?
7. SMOKING
The always-packed smoking area is the best place to chat, chill, and potentially meet your future husband… Oh, and smoke.
8. THE MUSIC
A real mix of underground, dirty beats to get you as pumped for the dance floor as you are for the dark room. The main room serves banging electro house, while the play area has Down’n’Dirty sex beats, naturally.
9. PORN STARS
Tonnes of them… And not doing an appearance, just there for fun. So, will tonight be the night that you get to experience their moves rather than just cracking one out to their movies?
10. THE MESSY
Our favourite tranny dressed in bin liners from 2013. Ain’t nobody been a hotter, trashier (literally) mess… But will this year change that?!
11. THE UNUSUAL
The guy with rabbit ears in the caravan two years ago. We’ve tried pouring holy water into our retinas but unfortunately it seems to be engraved there!
12. THE LEGENDARY
The inflatable bouncy castle from year two. As if that wasn’t enough on it’s own, word through the glory hole is that a minor celebrity got lost in there for four hours. Hmm… We wonder who that was!
• Hotwired London is on Saturday 11th October at Ewer Street Car Park, 29 Great Suffolk Street, SE1 0NS, from 10pm-6am.
