We crank open the doors of London’s naughtiest cruise club
YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT’S BEHIND THIS NORMAL LOOKING BLACK DOOR BY WARREN STREET.
Actually, you probably can. It’s a cruising bar filled with horny homos! We love that about London; there’s always a tiny taste of decadence tucked away where you least expect it. Vault’s on a leafy, side-street in Central London surrounded by bougie cafes, with customers unbeknownst of the amount of rampant bumsex going on next door!
Its inconspicuous location means it draws in a right mixed crowd, from uptight professionals looking to unload on their lunch break, students from the nearby universities, and tourists just off the train at Euston. It’s also dead close to the headquarters of the BBC and you’ll never guess which popular entertainer we got handsy with last time we went there. *leans in to whisper name* WE KNOW. We’ve haven’t been able to watch [REDACTED] since without feeling all hot under the collar.
Anway, it’s open everyday 1pm-1am, with underwear-only and naked nights running throughout the week, and once you’ve paid, you can come and go as you please for the whole day. Enter and re-enter at your whim. Plus, it’s free for those of you under 25 on a Sunday! Show your face next time you’re passing through.
Vault 139 is at 139-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN, open everyday 1pm-1am, £9 (inc free drink, coat check, re-entry, Wi-Fi)
