Haven’t heard of Rude Boyz yet? WELL YOU HAVE NOW! It’s rude, it’s lewd, it’s crude and, most importantly, it’s lubed!
We’re not talking about Rude Boy, the popular Rihanna single (tune!), we’re talking about the hottest new cruise/club amalgamation in Vauxhall!
QX Magazine is talking a minxy ménage a trios of hot boys, heavy beats, and horny vibes. We exchanged suggestive glances with head Rude Boyz honcho Martin Rab (pictured). Then we interviewed him. Have a read below! He chatted all about what we can expect from Rude Boyz .
(NB: we love their poster a lot! It’s in this issue somewhere, and it’s almost NSFW. Like, the closest you can be to NSFW without being NSFW).
Hey Martin! Sum up Rude Boyz in three words.
Sinful. Sweaty. Sexy.
What do you think Rude Boyz will bring to the scene?
Just what’s missing! Everything you dirty, horny boys want under one roof. Hot guys, throbbing sexy beats and the ultimate cruising area to get down and dirty in.
If you could invite any celeb to Rude Boyz, who would it be?
Jason Derulo. He’s got just the right amount sexiness and rudeness, and looks like he knows how to have a hot time!
An interesting choice! What should we wear to Rude Boyz?
Whatever you want! It’s what underneath that counts. It’s a club for everyone as long as you leave your inhibitions at the door!
What kind of boyz will be at Rude Boyz? Rude ones?
We want EVERYONE, not just the rude ones! From the smooth twinks to the trackie scallies, to the club kids. Somewhere all horny boys can hang out.
What kind of music will there be?
We’ll be bringing you four residents playing deep sexy horny beats
What do you guys have planned for the future?
Over the next few months we’ll be bringing you some exciting events including a Stripathon, Charity Boy Auction & Mr Rudeboyz!
• Rude Boyz launches on Friday 4th March at Fire, South Lambeth Road, SW8 1RT. Doors 10:30pm. For more info go to orangenation.co.uk