Pleasuredrome Reviews

Pleasuredrome reviews of the gay sauna in South London, near Waterloo station . Pleasuredrome is popular with the Vauxhall clubbing crowd. Check out the many Pleasuredrome sauna reviews on QX.

Another gay sauna in the area is the popular Locker Room Sauna. In London’s Soho gaybourhood Sweatbox gay sauna and gym is very popular. Soho also has many gay bars.

To find out about London’s best gay saunas check out our guide to gay saunas in London.

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10 TIPS TO PERFECT SAUNA ETIQUETTE

1. Getting creative with your towel, will not get you laid…

We’ve seen Pleasuredrome sauna towels turned into everything from high-waisted pencils to crop skirts more revealing than a Paris Hilton g-string. And flashing your Angelina leg through the slit on your ‘skirt’ just makes everyone else want to sew their slits up.

2. The same goes for towel weave…

As fierce as you may feel when you step out of the shower with a towel twisted into an Amy Winehouse beehive, that shit is NOT gonna fly in Pleasuredrome  sauna – it really doesn’t – we’ve tried!

3. Flip-flops are the crocs of the gay sauna world

Not only do they give the impression that a bitch is way too prepared for that shit, they’re also unsightly. No.

4. What happens in the sauna, stays in the sauna……

Unless, of course, it’s something totally hilarious or scandalous, in which case get names and update your Facebook status ASAP. Just be prepared to be a social pariah for a short while after.

5. Avoid husband-searching…

Saunas are places where guys come to jerk off, not marry off. These men want meat, not cuddles. It’s a haven of quick lays and even quicker orgasms – so don’t be surprised if the only proposal you get is ‘sit on my face?’ – but it’s still a ring right? Similarly, chasing down that number like a mad Britney fan after an autograph will kill his erection quicker than your towel weave.

6. Take naps in a cabin, not in the lounge area

The last thing we want to see when we’re trying to catch up on the latest episode of Loose Women is a pair of testicles stuck to the pleather sofa.

7. Actually why are you napping in a sauna at all?

If you need to sleep don’t be a cheap bitch and go get a hotel – your snoring arse is getting in the way of people fucking! There’s a Travelodge for your zzzzzing needs.

“If you need to sleep don’t be a cheap bitch and go get a hotel”

8. Grooming is essential

Not only is it a total embarrassment if your pubes are longer than your penis, but sporting a beard that blends into back hair, as you relax in the steam room, will make you look like an extra from ‘Gorillas in the Mist’.

9. Conduct oneself appropriately

The only thing less glamorous than ending up in the medic room of an after-hours nightclub is being carried out of a sauna cubicle while hanging off the meat of a tubby troll with used condoms stuck to your back. Have fun, play safe and respect yourself.

10. Pack your shades

It may not be the same as Britney stumbling out of a downtown LA nightclub with her beef curtains on show – but alas – after hours of steamy fun, you may be looking more than a little dishevelled on leaving. And while it may be 3am when you arrive, it’s always gonna be daylight when you leave. Protect yourself from the morning glare (and passing commuter’s stares).

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