Sailors Sauna Limehouse steamiest, best kept secret!

Sailors Sauna Limehouse
Sailors Sauna Limehouse

Sailors Sauna MIGHT be Limehouse’s steamiest, best kept secret! Firstly, let us tell you about Limehouse…it’s a little gay pocket in London’s edgy, culturally diverse East London district.

 


It’s got three gay venues (THREE!). That’s probably more than Tunbridge Wells, and definitely more than Exeter. It’s also got a cash machine that speaks in Cockney rhyming slang. So instead of saying “Cash, no receipt” it says “sausage and mash, no receipt” etc. Honestly, it’s true! If you don’t believe us, check it out, it’s by the Costcutter.

Limehouse is also home to Sailors Sauna. Now, we’re all big boys, we know by now that “sauna” doesn’t just mean a place to relax on some warm boards. Although you can do that if you like. No, “sauna” means salacious cruisy fun! And it’s particularly fun at Sailors Sauna. They’ve got pot plants. LOVE a pot plant. They lend a sense of tropical glamour to the whole thing. Like Lana Del Rey might suddenly turn up and start filming a music video. Although hopefully she wouldn’t because that would be annoying. Just as you’re about to go down on Jono, 26, from Peckham, she storms in with a camera crew and starts mouthing off about lighting.

That’s the other thing…lighting! Sailors has great lighting. Simultaneously ambient and flattering. Fun colours too! Purples and greens and things. People really underestimate the importance of good lighting, especially in locations where you might be naked on all fours. It’s PARTICULARLY important then.

So that’s that! We fully endorse Sailors Sauna. A great atmosphere, cruisy and sexy without being threatening. Hot guys. Oh and they’ve got a range of various nights catering to specific tastes, check out their website for more info (sailorssauna.com).

 

• 570 – 574 Commercial Road, Limehouse, E14 7JD

Sunday to Thursday 11am–11pm, 

Friday & Saturday 11am – 8am. £15 Entry.

www.sailorssauna.com

More: Check out the definitive QX Gay Sauna Guide

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