The World According to GBF

GBF – aka the ‘gay Mean Girls’ – is out now on DVD. Here’s what we learned when we saw the film at a Soho House preview last month…


 

How the Pope would like it:

“The only person he should be gay for… is Jesus!”
McKenzie Pryce (Evanna Lynch)

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This is what Extreme Gayness is:

“We all know you’re gayer than a very special episode of Glee.”
Caprice Winters (Xosha Roquemore)

 

When homophobia meets fashion-conscious:

“They’re trying to make sin, in!”
McKenzie Pryce (Evanna Lynch)

 

Mum of the year:

“You boys got any poppers?”
Mrs. Van Camp (The amazing Megan Mullally)

 

Metaphor of the year:

“A carb to a ‘mo is like sunlight to a vampire”
Caprice Winters (Xosha Roquemore)

 

Best description of hook up apps:

“Another headless torso in a sea of low self-esteem”
Brent Van Camp (Paul Iacono)

 

The new Jesus:

“In times of crisis, I turn to LiLo”
Brent Van Camp (Paul Iacono)

 

Best advice for partying:

“Always drink on an empty stomach”
Fawcett Brooks (Sasha Pieterse)

 

Telling it like it is:

Most dramatic which is basically shorthand for gayest and bitchiest.
Tanner Daniels (Michael J. Willett)

 

Well wishes for the ex: 

“I hope your Prince Charming gives you everything you want… and also crabs”
Brent Van Camp (Paul Iacono)

 

Kick-ass girl threat:

“Touch him again, and you won’t be able to get as much as a half-arsed hand job from some flag twirling color guard skank.” 
Fawcett Brooks (Sasha Pieterse)

 

Best incident of high expectations dashed out:

“You’re the secret gay? But… you’re not even that fabulous.”
Soledad Braunstein (Joanna “JoJo” Levesque)

 

Vision of the decade:
“It will be very… Stephen King’s ‘Carrie’ meets Mariah Carey’s ‘Glitter’!”
Caprice Winters (Xosha Roquemore)

 

• G.B.F. is out now from Peccadillo Pictures on UK Exclusive Blu-ray and DVD now and is available at Prowler, Amazon, Play and all good retailers.

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