As Above the Stag stages Alright Bitches! why not try out some of Garth’s Holiday Cocktails. Measures as much or as little as you like. WARNING: It could get messy!
Garth’s Holiday Cocktails
Fumble On The Beach
Vodka, wild berry schnapps and cranberry juice. Easy on the cranberry!
Penis Colada
Rum, pineapple juice, coconut cream, whipped cream, double cream. Eagerly topped with a maraschino cherry.
Loosey Juicy
One finger of bourbon, two fingers of Chambourd, three fingers of orange juice and four fingers of lime cordial, finished off with a whole fistful of summer fruits.
Rent Boy
Banana liqueur, raspberry liqueur, peach juice. Goes down easily.
Jizzcuzzi
Pink gin, club soda, lemon juice, Angostura bitters. Chlorine optional.
Bummed in the Dunes
Cointreau, tequila, lime juice, lemon juice and of course the trademark salty rim.
Alright Bitches!, the gay holiday comedy that brings Maspalomas to Vauxhall, is on at Above The Stag, 11 May – 4 June 2022, 72 Albert Embankment, London SE1 7TP, United Kingdom
Buy your ticket to Alright Bitches! here
“EVERYTHING YOU LOVE ABOUT THE GAYEST OF THE CANARY ISLANDS, AND THEN SOME”
