You may have seen a flyer or advert right here in QX for a ‘Gay Fetish Night’, but that’s just a small part of the fetish fable. In wider terms, sexual fetishes are wide-ranging, numerous and have themed nights, venues and products all dedicated to delightfully exploring these sexual inclinations. No more so than on the London gay fetish scene. Here’s our A-XXX of horny quirks and how to get involved in them…
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Anal Toys
Back in the 80s, sex toys pretty much ranged from dildos to your own digits. But long gone are the days of vanilla foreplay – with dilators to make your hole more, ahem, accommodating to beads, stimulators and some things that just look plain scary. But on the plus side, it’s never been easier to find that g-spot of yours. Check out Expectations, Clone Zone, Prowler or emale for a “wide” selection…
Armpits
Sniffing, licking, kissing, touching – the armpit has a mysterious attraction to a number of people. The attraction is mostly directed towards the strong odour of the armpit – the most powerful in the body. Sufficiently powerful to act as a muscular stimulant even in the absence of any direct sexual association! You can’t get much manlier than that!
Aromas
And we ain’t talking about the latest scent from Calvin Klein. For some men sniffing poppers is what really gets them going. We just used to sniff them in between science lessons for a temporary high, who knew back them we’d be using them to make us ‘relax’ more in the bedroom.
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The Backstreet
The venue in Wentworth Mews has sadly closed, but the brand continues with occasional events. They used to host nights like BUFF from the MA1 team! London’s original naked club for buff boys to get buck wild. A large darkroom and friendly staff would ensure a warm welcome – as did the heated terrace.
Boots
Nobody likes polishing dirty boots, so why not just get a sleazy sub to come round and lick them clean? Cheaper, more interesting and you get to use that butch sergeant persona you’ve been waiting to unleash. Make the bitch scrub the floor while he’s down there too.
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Clone Zone
From condoms to calendars, and DVDs to dildos, Clone Zone has it covered. But if you think it all this sounds a bit too soft core for you, they also have a leather and bondage section – you won’t be able to restrain yourself!
Code Clinic
If you’re into the ‘harder’ sex scene, but have been avoiding full disclosure with your regular GU, it’s time to pull your finger (or fist) out, and visit Code for a friendly, non-judgemental check up. Advice also offered, too.
CrackStuffers
Doing exactly what is says on the tin, Crackstuffers is designed by men with greedy holes for men with greedy holes. With a range of sexy looking, blue dildos ranging from plugs, truncheons, rockets, missiles and good, old-fashioned monster cock shapes, your stretched but accommodating hole will thank you for it. Welcome to dildo heaven!
Cross Dressing
Whether you’re a T-Gurl about town, or just like pointing those stilettos to heaven, you’ll be very welcomed at TV/TS Night at Ted’s Place on Thursday and Sunday. See our Get Your Rocks Off section for further listings.
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Dungeons
Believe it or not there are apartments converted into sexual dungeons all across London. Such as the fully equipped Hoxton Dungeon Suite, Better than a Bed in W1 or the Blue Door Dungeon in Islington. They come with toys, spanking instruments, apparatus to strap your sub to and plenty more.
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Expectations
Raise those sexpectations with the UK’s largest fetish store. If you thought your boyfriend was a bitch, why not put a collar on him and find out. Think he’s got the balls to handle it? Try one of their ball weights and see!
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Feet
Sometimes after a hard day at work, all you want is someone to rub your poor soles. And maybe lick the ankle, before sucking on a toe or two? If that’s what tickles you (get it?) enjoy this and more at monthly night Feet on Friday @ Underground Club in King’s Cross.
Fetish Freak
Find the perfect fit with their made-to-measure fetish wear, choose from four types of leather, and range of items and a variety of colours. Owners Jonathan and Richard have been in this business for many years and have built up an honest, knowledgeable and trusted reputation on the fetish scene. Whether you’re a stalwart or complete newbie, pop in to say hello for a dedicated and friendly service, tailored to you.
Fifty & Dean
Upstairs in this cute Soho shop you’ll find gay men’s fashion, while downstairs a softer sex store with porn, poppers and range of sex toys awaits.
Fisting
For those of you that haven’t tried it, it’s a bit like stuffing the Christmas Turkey, only this one will groan, as well as gobble. Maybe take off the Marc Jacobs watch first.
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Glory Holes
Almost legendary in gay folklore, the glory hole can be found in a small number of public toilets, some have their own private glory holes, open to eager, anonymous cocks. Perfect if you like the thrill of the unknown, the sense of danger or if you’ve got a pretty dick with a butters face. Some sources say it can suggest a psychological barrier, which extends to physical intimacy, we say, you gotta stick your cock in something!
Gummi
Another night that used to be at the Hoist. Whether you were a gummi twink or a gummi bear … see what we did there?
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Hard On
A fetish club night at Club Union in Vauxhall where the clientele are just as dirty as the house beats. Strict dress codes mean you’ll have to have your fetish gear on or Miss Krueger will beat you down at the door!
The Hoist
Situated in the heart (and crotch) of Vauxhall, the venue once upon a time enforced a strict dress code of leather, rubber, uniform, sportswear and boots and jocks. Sadly no more.
The Hoist Basements
Ever dreamed of owning your own dungeon? Well, in Berlin’s gay district, you can. Complete with cells, cages, slings, and bondage wheel, there’s no restraint (ahem) to what you can do.
HustlaBall
Proclaimed as “the world’s most hedonistic dance party”, the sex-drenched mega-night brings together horny clubbers, erotic stage shows and world class DJs unlike any other.
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Into The Tank
Into the Tank is one of Spain’s biggest fetish event brands. It’s music, dance and a playroom for kinky men.
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Jock Straps
They originally started as an undergarment for supporting sportsmen, but now they’re loved for package exposure and easy back access.
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Kitten Heels
Anybody who is fashion-aware (or has eyes) knows that kitten heels are a major fashion faux pas. But there is a growing fetish for ‘sisters’ strutting their stuff in one and a half inch heels. (OK, we made this one up – but what’s kinky that begins with ‘k’?)
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Leather
The love of leather expresses a heightened sense of masculinity, even when you’re lying in a sling with your army boots around your ears! The image of leather-clad, biker gays has been a part of (somewhat stereotypical) homosexual imagery for years. So, while the handlebar moustaches may have largely disappeared, the longing for some leather-attired rutting is still very much alive at leather club Hunter at Electrowerkz in London.
Lycra
Lycra or Spandex fetishism is an attraction to people wearing form-fitting stretch fabrics. Those who get a tingle in the trousers for swimmers, ballet dancers, wrestlers, rowers, cyclists, contortionists or circus performers, may incorporate fantasies about these activities into their fetish. So whilst you may not be incorporating clown costumes or lion tamers into your bedroom activities, who doesn’t love ogling at Olympic swimmers, or getting pinned to a wrestling mat by a hung and beefy fella?
Lube
Not exactly a fetish in itself, but it’s certainly require for the ultimate happy ending of most fetishes – unless of course your fetish is a anal friction burns or a torn banjo string.
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Medical
It’s time for your annual health check! And why do we get the feeling that an injection in the rear from a hot doctor will certainly cause your temperatures to rise. And of course, you’ll have to give a sperm sample. Where is this doctor and why aren’t we a patient there?
Military
Maybe it’s the strict commands, maybe it’s the sexy camouflage, or maybe it’s the fact that the sex-starved lads of the army have nowhere else to turn to for sexual relief but each other. Now we totally get why Barbie cheated on Ken with Action Man.
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Naked
Sometimes there’s nothing sexier than letting it all hang out – especially if it hangs down to his knees! For the hottest cruise nights and the opportunity to rock out with your cock out, check out: SBN @ Union, Buff @ Bunker Bar, NKD @ Vault139, Butt Naked @ The Underground Club.
Nappies
Men in diapers is an ever-growing gay fetish, once the subject of a Channel 4 documentary… although we’re pretty sure they’ll be wanting to suck on more than just a bottle.
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Orgies
Why have one hot man in your bed when you can have six or seven? Sure there have been times when there’s so many limbs flying about, we felt like we were wrestling with an octopus – but that’s all part of the fun. Think of it as a big, dirty, real-life Facebook. ‘Like’.
Outdoors
Speeding with the top down feels great having the wind in your hair – well imagine shagging in the open air, the wind in your pubes. Well take a little visit down to Medway Junction and you’ll find al fresco cruising and guys playing in the great outdoors. They never taught us this kind of outdoor activity at Scouts.
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Piercing
Whether you like a man with nipple rings or the full-on Prince Albert, body modification is something many people find addictive, and many other people find attractive. So, be careful getting studded, you could end up with a fan club… or looking like a pin-cushion. For skilled piercers, check out Seven Dials Tattoo.
Pigs
Forget those sweaty, spotted pink things that oink, roll in the mud and give us bacon, these kind of pigs are far dirtier and they offer up much more meat – although many still oink. Sex pigs just can’t get enough of the dirtiest, filthiest sex the fetish scene has to offer. And for some toys to satisfy their greedy snouts check out the Twisted Pig online shop.
Porn
No matter what your fetish, chances are there’s a porn channel that will cover it – so if you’re into something obscure (or just unattractive) and can’t get it in real life. Log online, girl. Porn itself can also be considered a fetish – and has been known to be addictive.
Prowler
The flagship Prowler Soho store is well-known store for gay men is still your one-stop shop for sexual accoutrements and all those lil’ extras that make play even more fun. There’s stimulants to keep you going, a range of sex toys, lubes, condoms, DVDs and much more. For the more adventurous check out Prowler Red.
Punishment
Has someone been a naughty boy? If so, there’s a number of ways he can be dealt with. From a simple spanking, to bound and bruised, to full on humiliation – it’s all about making that wimp beg for forgiveness – or a filling!
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Queefin’
For those of you that haven’t heard of queefin’, we here at QX would be more than happy to enlighten you. In layman’s terms, a queef, is a fanny fart. And believe it or not, it is an existing fetish. We’re not sure what it’s called when the flatulence is emitted by a man-fanny (maybe Queerfin’) but we’re sure there’s someone somewhere into it.
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R18 Unrestricted
After the huge success of the launch night in January that saw sexy horned-up guys of all ages getting it up and getting it on, they are back, bigger and harder. R18 will take place on the fourth Saturday of every month to take residency in one of London’s favourite men-only cruise bar Eagle London.The guys will be getting down and dirty with master of sex on the decks Jack Chang. Dark spaces, pulsing beats and visuals by porn studio Colt. Get rewarded with FREE entry before 10.30pm just by making an effort on what you wear: dress code “horny and ready for action”.
Recon.com + Recon Events
If you’re looking for men who are serious about sex, into harder play, uniforms, fetish wear and other types of fun then Recon is the way forward. Recon also hosts major club events for guys into fetish gear. It now boasts over half a million rock hard and ultra kinky members, ranging from twinks and muscle boys to leather men and bondage freaks. Sign up to meet thousands of like-minded guys in your local area.
Regulation
Both online and in-store you’ll find an extensive range of bondage gear and play things. The shop offers spacious fitting rooms as well as a made-to-measure service.
RoB
Looking for a particular item of leather wear? Don’t get your harness in a twist, check out RoB online for a wide variety of fetish gear. They’ll have you covered from top to toe, and, with a rubber body suit that’s quite literal!
Rubber
A popular and extremely multi-layered and diverse fetish, latex, PVC and rubber fetishism are all closely related. While PVC refers to shiny clothes made of synthetic plastic, rubber tends to be thick, less shiny and more matte. A compelling reason that people are turned on by wearing rubber is its transformative abilities. As with any costume, a rubberist can imagine themselves having a new identity, especially one that permits a different code of behavior. There’s a huge and fashionable range of garments just waiting to be slipped on like a sexy second skin.
Restraints
Whether you need to keep your sub still for a whipping or spread for a probing, you’ll probably need some restraints to stop him squirming as you get stuck in. Check out MEO for some high quality restraints – and it doesn’t stop there if you need a fucking machine, or maybe a urethral chastity belt, then they’ve got those too.
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Saunas
There are a multitude of benefits to frequenting gay saunas; steaming out blemishes, relaxing in the hot tub, and of course the euphoria of busting a nut over some guy’s face. Something for everyone! Check out the QX Gay Sauna Guide.
Skins
For lads into shaven heads, boots, bleached jeans, braces and bomber jackets, the skins ‘look’ is very specific but attracts a huge number of horny fellas ready for action.
SkyHi
THE online shop for gay guys who really mean business when it comes to pleasure. There’s a wide range of condoms, lube, stimulants and aromas, but they also appeal to those with more niche interests, boasting dildos, bondage, gas masks, medical and plenty of other goodies to satisfy almost every kink.
S&M
More than just a massive chart hit for Rihanna, there’s a plethora of gays that get a lot of gain from a little pain *cracks whip*. For nights that knock the nipple clamps off all others, from full on BDSM to a simple spanking see SM Gays, Club CP and Boys & Sirs @ Bunker Bar.
Sportswear
It could be a rough ‘n’ ready rugger bugger or a fit footballer, but we like our men dirty on and off the pitch. If you’re looking to get your kit on (before pulling it off), head down to Grip @ Electrowerkz.
Suits
There’s something sexy about a man in a suit, whether it’s what is in his pants or in his wallet depends on the man. And there’s always the mystery of what will happen under the pressure of a deadline.
Slings and Swing
There’s no better to way to ensure the pink hoop of pleasure is open and inviting to a top that to hoist yourself up into a sling of a swing, so he can grab you, ram you and shake you until you’re more stirred up than an episode of Big Brother. For some well made slings and swings check out Steelworks or UKRed.
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Ted’s Place
A great venue to meet other men, or ‘ladies’, cruising for men and TV/TS on alternate nights. Gurls go let yo’ hair down, and guys – just your zipper.
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Underground Club
Featuring a wide-range in fetish nights and activities, from feet on Fridays to cruising in collars.
Underwear
Baggy boxers are like baggy bum holes, a turn-off. But for lads flaunting their packages in pants, check out these nights: NBN @ Union, Underwear @ Vault139, Underwear/Naked Night @ Ted’s Place.
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Vault
Open for cruising 7 days a week, Vault139 also hosts naked and underwear parties for those of you more daring to bare. Minutes from Warren Streeet tube, it’s perfect for those looking to unload in Central London.
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Watersports
And no, we’re not talking Jet Ski’s or synchronized swimming. A widely popular fetish that is probably not one for those of you with ‘shy bladder’. Try SOP @ Underground Club.
