Oh my god, where do I begin… so many crazy nights out.
I guess one night in Ibiza, in the days when I used to play Manumission on Monday nights, I had played a gig on Friday night up North… which rolled into Saturday night in London, which then rolled into Sunday afterhours, and then rolled into me scraping myself together to get on a flight to Ibiza with zero sleep, still in party gear!
I got to Ibiza around midnight and my set time was 4am. By the time I got to the villa, showered and got ready it was time to leave. I was so tired and delirious, but so excited to be playing at Manumission, as it was always a hoot. I was with my best mate Terry and we decided to go for a rubber S&M look that night. I had on a rubber bra and a long rubber skirt with no knickers on and knee high Jimmy Choo boots.
On arriving at Manumission, I decided tonight was the night I was going to get carried out of the club. During my set I had a rather nice young man ‘service’ me whilst I was behind the decks mid set… I then ended up shagging him in the prop storage room, which was a mezzanine area on top of the dancefloor!
There was also a camera crew filming that night that came over for an interview. My friend thought it would be amusing to lift my skirt up, so – hey presto – there I was with no knickers on in front of the cameras!
Much debauchery later, I had found myself on the floor of the flooded downstairs toilets, my Jimmy Choo’ s completely soaked and the soles coming away. My friend seemed to think he could stick them back together with chewing gum and gave it a go – it did not work – so I was left with hanging soles and chewing gum peeling away from them, making walking tricky. Needless to say I was carried out and back to the villa, where I was left rolling around the floor of the villa for an hour.
It was then time to go to Carry On at Space. I remember doing the conga around the Space terrace, whilst hitting people with a blow up Flintstones club. The whole bender ended up at Bora Bora with me dancing on the tables and getting thrown out by the bouncers.
Smokin Jo plays at Bender at Dalston Superstore (117 Kingsland High Street, Dalston, E8 2PB) on Saturday 27th July, 10pm-3am.
