21/01/12: Can January get any more hot?
Yes, if it’s a night at The Hoist where the annual Mr Hoist contest drew in the sexiest, beefiest, chunkiest, dirtiest blokes from far and wide for what has become the “Oscars of the Gay World”. And in true award season form it was full of surprises with MC and former winner John Pendal arriving through the club on a motorbike!
The were more shocks as the contestants recounted filthy tales of their dirty escapades. (We simply can’t publish some of the stories here, but one we particularly liked was a fond memory of one contestant who turned up to his father’s garage as a boy and – his poppa not being at work at the time – ended up shagging the mechanic! Hot!)
Anyway, pass the wet wipe, we digress… after the voting, the undisputed winner was a charming and sexy guy from London called Mark Davis, 43, (whose hobbies include motorbikes, men and working out) who told QX: “This is great. I love the Hoist and it’s an honour to be crowned Mr Hoist 2012! It was a fun contest. I loved seeing all these sexy studs cheering me on! It was a blast. And I am looking forward to my year as Mr Hoist. When you see me in the club please come up and say ‘hi’.”
Hoist host Unkut Kurt echoed our sentiments: “Wow, what a night! And what a winner. This was one of the sexiest and most buzzing parties we ever had at the Hoist. Mindblowing! And so many sexy men. My favourite moment was when our MC was ridden on the back of Mister “Big” Liam’s 1300 cc motorbike right in front of the stage! While he was revving the engine this young leather guy came over to Liam and John and asked them if they were up for a threesome. Where else but at The Hoist?!”
Mark Saturday 11th februarey in your diary for the next big party, Hoist Black, where dress code is strictly leather/rubber only.
The Hoist, South Lambeth Road, SW8
