Locked inside her magic chamber, an Evil Queen keeps a watchful eye over her beautiful stepdaughter, Snow White, who has just turned eighteen. When the Queen’s faithful mucky-mouthed Mirror informs her she no longer is the fairest of them all, she concocts her malevolent plan – for her henchman Egor to take Snow White deep into the Doggers Wood and make sure she is never seen again. Snow White escapes and stumbles upon a Cottage, where she is kidnapped by a gang of seven fabulous merry men. They decide to adopt her and make her their new project. Their party is interrupted when a knock at the door reveals a mysterious lost hag.

Will she persuade Snow White to try a bite of her apple and fall into a deathly sleep? Will the Wicked Queen get to wear her crown forever, or has she overlooked the wandering Prince Donkey D**k is looking for his own happy ending in the woods? With fabulous costumes, stunning effects and a soundtrack camper than Elton John in a boob tube, this is the perfect and only way to kick start your Christmas with a BANG!