28/04/12: Hands firmly on buzzers, everyone… or should we say Rose Garden’s ass cheeks! It’s Saturday Market time with blonde bombshell Rose Garden and what a treat last Saturday’s event turned out to be.
Rose is a very giving person and she made no exception when a group of straight, fresh-faced students from Essex came in and thought, ‘I wonder what happens in a gay bar?’ It didn’t take her long to feed their curiosity after they stepped into Halfway To Heaven’s renowned basement.
And boy did she feed them! Dragging one handsome chap on stage, he became victim to her game of ‘name the theme tune, win a shot and get hammered.’ Conveniently, audience members were happy to help and a few winning shots later, Rose Garden was striping the poor Essex boy’s top off. What a shame!
As soon as we’d wiped away the tears of laughter, Miss Garden treated us to her rendition of ‘Where The Boys Are’ and the audience was far from shy about joining in. If you weren’t there to witness the hilarity, you’d be mad to miss the next one.
In her own words, Rose Garden will be ‘back for more shit’ on Saturday afternoons from 4pm. Line your stomachs before the games begin… you have been warned!
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Words by Will Bond
Photos by Marc Abe
