22/06/14: QX checked in at the Two Brewers as the planet’s most toxic trolley dolly induced rampaging hysteria at 30,000 feet with a two-hour shuttle into the stratospheric reaches of savage satire last Sunday. Â
This larger than life, Boeing-baiting bitch may have been stalking club class and economy since the 90s but, like the cut-throat world of the aviation industry itself, she’s had to move with the times to stay on top. Her razor-sharp shtick is even more ruthless these days, tearing into a list of victims including Air France, Virgin and EasyJet – not to mention national stereotypes from horse-faced Brits to ‘Indians in Satellites’ – with a sociopathic ferocity that would have lesser acts bottled off the stage.
Claiming to be cooked on Xanax, tales of cocaine-fuelled high-flying-jinks encompassed being ‘fingered for fifteen hours across the Pacific’, running the gamut of a plane full of meth-heads plus an Estonian flight attendant with a vagina ‘like a hairy axe wound’ on a budget flight to Alicante, and once having to ‘wipe cum off her face’ before a performance (we’ve all been there dear).
Meanwhile, Singaporean cabin attendant, ‘Lily’, recounted losing her entire family on missing Malaysian Airlines flight MH370 in a knuckle-close interlude that had the audience biting down on those economy seat backs with squirming mirth.
Coarse, vulgar and in shockingly poor taste, yes – but if it wasn’t so damn funny we wouldn’t be laughing. Pam Ann is back at the Two Brewers on Wednesday 2nd July.
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Words by Chris John
Photos by Joel Ryder
