By Unkut Kurt
1/ Do dress up! Either in leather, rubber or in a sexy combination of both. After all you wanna pick up a sexy hunk on the night and your chances of being swept of your feet (quite literally) by a pervy fetish hunk are so much better when you look the part.
2/ Don’t raid your local Oxfam shop to get the right gear! Old cop jackets or used truncheons are sooo last season, darling.
3/ Do allow plenty of time to get ready on the night! Nothing is more irritating than putting your leathers on in a big hurry just to discover while on the No 88 that you have forgotten the cock ring and your lucky tit clamps.
4/ Don’t watch old episodes of TOTP before getting dressed! Despite what Madonna may have been sporting, shoulder pads, studded leather jackets and – worst of all – fingerless gloves looked naff even back in 1985.
5/ «Don’t let Lady Gaga inspire you! You wanna look mean and butch, right?
6/ Do let Lady Gaga inspire you! Nothing better than getting dressed-up while listening to the Weeknd & Illangelo remix of ‘Marry The Night’.
7/ Do stock up on odour-free talcum powder well in advance if planning to wear rubber. Anyone who has ever tried to put rubber on without powdering it from the inside first knows why… ouch!
8/ Do bring a friend along on the night! That way he can discretely give you a helping hand if disaster strikes and your Sam Brown shoulder strap gets trapped while getting sucked-off in the cruise maze.
9/ Even if you look like Tom of Finland incarnate, don’t think you can sweet talk your way into The Hoist without the right gear! Just don’t, okay.
10/ Do wear boots! Hoist Black is all about boots. And the bigger and meaner they look, the better your chances of hitting it off with the fetish knight of your dreams on the night.
11/ Don’t restrict your wardrobe to just black! Coloured rubber, multi-coloured biker suits – the options are endless. And RoB London have recently added some very sexy new rubber lines to their West End store.
12/ Do come along early! Hoist Black is by now one of the biggest men only fetish parties on the planet. The sooner you get there the longer you can… well… you know….
Hoist Black is at The Hoist (Arch 47c South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8) on Saturday 11th February, 10pm-4am. Strict rubber/leather dress code.
