10/05/14: EastBloc “DISHed” up a Saturday night feast to a flesh-eatin crowd ravenously celebrating that Eurovision was finally won by a bearded tranny–Austria’s Conchita Wurst, who had premeired her top gong song “Rise Like A Phoenix” at EB’s SEPM not three weeks ago, interviewed and predicted to win by moi (you’re welcome, babes)!
Main Course Dining Room was well-fed by chef Tom Stephan sprinklin some serious fairydust tweakin us naive, starry-eyed, “fresh-from-Eurovision-win” virgins just right for a trip to the rough side of town where Borja Pena stuffed our mouths (and bums) full of hotter, spicier enchilladas that dared only the most fearless of our crew to venture to the back Tapass room.
Just as it said on the tin, QBoy’s mix of 90’s hip-hop-r’n’b smacked our booties red for Cathal to ride us raw and pimp us out.
Virgins no more, we crawled over to the Sidedish club shed. Ollywood was a much nicer neighbour, took pity on us and served us his warm homemade goodies of happy ‘pop ‘n’ hop’ and all seemed rosy— until, that dark prince of the decks, the DJ of Goth-shock-rock, Ray Noir crept onboard to spook!
Backed by an inverted Norwegian flag emblazened with Noir’s cryptic symbols next to the ominous teaser vids on the big screen, Nosferatu’s black-nailed talons spun dark funk creeprock driving his fangs deep into our souls!
What began as sweet, innocent “Ms. Eurovision” were left deflowered, devoured daughters of darkness. Now that’s a night to make any bearded tranny feel like a winner!
East Bloc, 217 City Road, EC1V 1JN
Words by Tom Redkid
Photos by Mark Storey
