11/06/15: Alyssa Edwards, the original pageant queen (she has won and been stripped of more titles than I have pairs of underwear), and one of our favourite queens of RuPaul’s Drag Race season 5, descended on G-A-Y Porn Idol last week with the challenge, “I’m from mother fucking Texas where everything is big, so don’t fucking disappoint me”.
Sadly very few of the contestants heeded her warning and 20 Fingers’ “Don’t Want No Short Dick Man” became a bit of an anthem for the night. But all that aside and, as fellow judges Mary Mac and Baga Chipz often comment, it’s more about the confidence and showmanship than the junk, the 8 wannabes and 2 audience volunteers duly strutted their stuff, swung on the pole and dropped their Primark panties in a bid to win the judge’s approval and the £100. Mistress Alyssa, in her best lace up dominatrix attire passed comment, “It’s fucking Thursday and he’s buck ass naked, he deserves an 8” and stomped over prostrate males on the floor, but it was the eventual winner Courtney that caused her to utter, “Now I’ve been to some places and seen some things but this is the best mutherfuckin’ thing I have seen in my whole career”. And for her part Courtney was a sexy trans woman who worked the stage and slipped off her skin tight dress to reveal everything and more causing an audience eruption and the longest ovation we have seen. A worthy winner and a magnificent figure of womanhood. Courtney rocked.
Heaven, under the Arches, Villiers Street, Charing Cross, WC2N 6NG
Words and Photos by Chris Jepson
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