16/04/15:Â Continuing the invasion of US drag queens, last Thursday Detox landed on our shores to judge G-A-Y Porn Idol.
As regular Mary Mac was off rinsing her haggis, Candy Slag In Drag joined Baga Chipz to complete the terrible trio – think Macbeth’s witches with a bit more lippy – as nine cock and cockettes paraded their wares for the crowds.
At the ‘top’ end, 36 year old Battersea acrobat Chris impressed on the pole but sadly not with his pole, while G-A-Y flyer boy Daniel had exactly what was needed in the downstairs department.
He even got Detox to blow out the candles on his cake as he celebrated his 23rd birthday by, um, getting naked in front of 1,000 people. As you do.
When it came to Detox’s turn to choose a contestant, flyer boy Jack’s sphincter tightened as he was picked, but thankfully his was to be a private show later in her room!
The winners this week were a female duo, Leanne and Ruth with pert butts, shaved lady gardens and outfits from Lion King. Hakuna Matata.
Heaven, under the Arches, Villiers Street, Charing Cross, WC2N 6NG
Words and Photos by Chris Jepson
