13/06/15: We certainly weren’t functional the morning after The Funktion.
The Basement Boyz took over Dalston Superstore for a salaciously sweaty Saturday night and I had some stomach-slammingly gorgeous tequila. Tequila is great, because you end up meeting a muscle-bound East European man called Jemmo and getting off with them in the laser-basement, then getting off with them some more on the N55. That didn’t happen to ME, it happened to a friend, who told me in great detail. Cough. Another nice thing about the lazer basement was DJ Chris Camplin, who as we’ve said before, looks like some sinfully hot hybrid of the Scotts porridge oats man and a living Tom of Finland illustration. Lewis G Burton was there too, swishing around in some divertingly bodacious fashion creation. Of course the stars were Amsterdam legends Fierce Ruling Diva, who tore up the joint with their awesome sonorous skills and of course, the man of the hour, Fredi Dimanche. You gave us everything we could want from a party and MORE. It was so good I had to have another tequila! Thanks to both the Basement Boyz and the boys at D-Swiss (that’s my new name for Dalston Superstore), for a great night. Cheers! *licks salt, bites lime*
Dalston Superstore, 117 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB
Words by Dylan Jones
Photos by LUXXXER
