10 Marty Rantzen (Slaughter High) Fun for Me by Moloko – Years ago his cruel classmates disfigured him in a practical joke, now he’s invited them for a school reunion, it’s finally his time to have fun.
9 Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm Street) “Hold my Hand” by Jess Glynne – He really wants you to hold his hand – those razor blade gloves won’t hurt at all, honest.
8 Sadako (Ringu) “Reach” by S Club 7 – reminds her of all those long weeks desperately trying to climb out of the well she had been hurled down into.
7 Carrie (Carrie)– “If You Could Read my Mind” by Stars on 54 – if you could read her mind you’d find a raging vortex of repression and confusion, before she flung you across the dance floor with the bat of an eyelid.
6 Regan (The Exorcist) “Better The Devil You Know” by Kylie – hey, when you’ve spent several weeks with one demon living inside your body, why do you want to waste the time getting to know another one?
5 Michael Myers (Halloween) – “Bulletproof” by La Roux. He’s pretty much everything-proof – he’s been flung out of buildings, stabbed, incinerated, stabbed and run over – but always comes back for more.
4 Tiffany (Bride of Chucky) – “Like a Virgin” by Madonna – So maybe she has already been touched for the very first time, but she’s still going to wear white on her wedding day (with a black leather jacket, of course)
3 Candyman (Candyman) “Say My Name” by Destiny’s Child – go on, say it, that’s it, great, and again… and again… and again … and just one more time…
2 Laurie Strode (Halloween) – “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor – of course she will survive – she’s Jamie Lee frickin’ Curtis! The laws of horror movies state she must always be the last girl standing.
1 Mary Lou Maloney (Prom Night II: Hello Mary Lou) “Look at Me” by Geri Halliwell – She’s a vengeful mega bitch who’s returned from hell to claim her Prom Queen crown so you better look at her goddamit!
PopHorror: S.A.W meets SAW is this Wednesday 27th April at the Vauxhall Tavern (372 Kennington Lane SE11 5HY), 7pm-12am. £5.
