The Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience Quiz and Game Experience, 3 April.

The Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience Quiz and Game Experience

That decrepit Glasgow warehouse feels so real—the ACTUAL Unknown, Oompa Loompa, and Willy Wonka are all joining the line-up at Clapham Grand on April 3rd.

Felicia maybe 16, but it is no exaggeration to say that her first professional acting role changed the world. Her mysterious turn as The Unknown terrified Glaswegian children to tears—and now she will do the same to you! Though horrifying in her role and out of character, Felicia is the most wonderful and charming young woman who “is so excited” to be part of the event.

The image that went most viral from the Glasgow event was of a somewhat sad-looking Oompa Loompa standing by what looked like her meth lab. The same Oompa Loompa could also be seen handing out jellybeans – now’s the chance for you can get your hands on one!

Kirsty Paterson played the Oompa Loompa at the experience, and she has been called a ‘modern-day Princess Diana’ and is now “so excited to get wild” at The Clapham Grand! This is your chance to get as many jellybeans (maximum 1) from her as long as stock lasts (which will not be long).

“What is that? It’s the Unknown!” is a phrase that will forever haunt us. In the viral video, this was uttered by a previously anonymous Wonka – who is revealing his identity for this event! Jack McCallum is “very excited to be going public for the first time and to embrace the fun of the event”.

This Holy Trinity of Wonk will be appearing on stage and talking about what it was like to be part of an experience far more important than the moon landing. They are joining a line-up that already consists of Hollywood A-listers: Linus Karp (Diana: The Untold and Untrue Story), Joseph Martin (Gwyneth Goes Skiing), Rob Madge (My Son’s A Queer), Kate Butch (RuPaul’s Drag Race UK), Yshee Black (Drag Icon) and HRH Kate Middleton* (The Royal Family).

If you couldn’t get your wonky ass to that warehouse in Glasgow, now’s your chance! Grab your golden tickets and join them in the dingy warehouse at The Clapham Grand on April 3rd!

Tickets available at

1/4 cup of lemonade is included with EVERY ticket! *Kate Middleton is unlikely to appear unless found.

The Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience Quiz and Game Experience is on April 3rd at The Clapham Grand, 21-25 Saint John’s Hill, London SW11 1TT






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