When self-proclaimed national treasure Theodore Emory Jones arrives in Hollywood hell-bent on landing a starring role in the Dynasty reboot, only one thing stands in his way — Dame Joan Collins.
Armed with a Burberry steamer trunk packed with enough biscuits to sink the Cutty Sark, a signed 10×8 of Patricia Routledge, and an agent whose client list includes Driving School’s Maureen Rees and David Van Day (yes, Dollar), he’s ready to spill the tea all over Tinseltown!
Fans of Keeping Up Appearances will revel in this fast-moving, high-camp solo comedy that is Joan Collins Blocked Me On Twitter.
London audiences will know Billy Walker as Mr Millar in the critically acclaimed production of Happy Ending, recently at Waterloo East Theatre.
Joan Collins Blocked Me On Twitter is on 12 December 2025 at Waterloo East Theatre, Brad Street, London SE1 8TN, United Kingdom.
“Walker’s camp creation is a familiar thespian caricature with enough of an ego to be comical but equally not too proud to beg.”
The Scotsman
‘Walker has come up with a strong concept with Joan Collins Blocked Me On Twitter.”
The Spy In The Stalls
“An incredibly entertaining and eccentric performance with a real knack for audience interaction.”
The Student News
“The Fleabag-style monologue progresses well for its hour show, and there are certainly things that will amuse!”
Theatre Vibe
“With a chatty, irreverent and mischievous style, this show is easy to like and captures the world of the over-committed performer and the theatre kid who has an opinion on every big show.”
Lou Reviews
