14/09/134: It was the first Dish since the sun went into hibernation and we couldn’t think of a better way to warm up our loins than heading over to East for a sweaty skank out.
As we tottered down those stairs to the Bloc, it’s fair to say that after a few (too many) drinks, it was like we had a death-wish. Special guest Shoplifter and Janne (of Helsinki) stirred things up nicely in the main room, while senorita – and queen of reinvention – La Paquena proved blondes don’t always have more fun with a darker vintage look that we can only describe as Katy Perry meets Tom Selleck… J’adore!
Ray Noir and Ollywood delivered a tasty side dish while resident Cathal and hot tranny mess Jacqui Potato worked a frenzy in the front room. Last (but certainly not least) Tom Stephan served a fulfilling main course of house that had our pelvises popping harder than Miley Cyrus having an epileptic fit, *that’s how you do it, bitch*.
Another night of madness surrounded by the crème de la crème of sexy east London lads only made our appetites wetter for the Mr. Dish competition next month!
East Bloc, 217 City Road, Hoxton, EC1V 1JN
Words by Anthony Gilét
Photos by Mark Storey
