19/03/15: It was time for a saucy striptease and some drag queen carnage as G-A-Y presented Porn Idol. Special guest Margaret Thatcher Queen of Soho, joined the feisty Baga Chipz and Mary Macintosh on the judging panel to crown the next queen of this testosterone-fuelled competition.
Eight contestants went head-to-head where only one fag would be victorious. Sexy Italiano Dominic began the show by busting out the abs, but failed to reveal his manhood to the sex-hungry panel.
This was just the appetisers when the gorgeous Mario twerked and worked his booty which secured the vote for our Iron Lady. “Darling, that was very well executed just like Putin’s opposition.”
It was a tough competition of hot man candy but our Maggie had to say ‘Sorry dear!’ to six of the ladz; leaving mexican hombre Manuel and ‘big Dave’ to battle it out for the cash prize.
Our conservative legend sung her renowned ‘It’s Raining Men’, while our supersize and super hunky slut dropped, twerked and stripped off to win the crowd’s support.
The best fag won in the end, with ‘big’ Dave taking the £100 quid; and our Mexicano taking Maggie as the consolation prize (lucky bugger!).
Words by Dan Moore
Photos by Joel Ryder
Heaven, under the Arches, Villiers Street, Charing Cross, WC2N 6NG
