It’s time for a list of our fave famous twinks! Why? Why NOT! We love a twink as much as the next man. Youthful, white-toothed twinky goodness. Whether they’re bounding along Old Compton Street, or on our TV screens singing at the VMAs (hey Biebs), we are AAALL partial to a twink at some point.
SO, here they are, in all their twinky goodness. Twink, twink, twink, twink, twink, twink, twink. You may notice an absence of Tom Daley. The reason we haven’t included Tom Daley is because all you need to do if you want to read about him is open Facebook, or any gay blog in the world ever. He’s always there staring back at you. Legs akimbo. Anyway here we go, famous twinks.
Dudley O’Shaughnessy Famous Twinks 1
Dudley is perhaps best-known for being that beguiling blue-eyed male model in Rihanna’s epic music video for We Found Love. He’s got a smokey allure and a pout-lipped aloofness that’s totes sexy. He has just appeared opposite Rihanna again in her Puma Fenty campaign. He’s also worked with Fred Perry and Jeremy Scott, and was cast in a Benetton campaign. We want to find love in a hopeless place with you Dudley!
Armond Rizzo Famous Twinks 2
You probably already know what Armond Rizzo’s famous for, but in case you don’t, we’re just gonna say it…he’s famous for TAKING DICK! Very well. And usually on all-fours. Yes, he’s a gay porn superstar. Apparently he’s one of the highest paid actors in the industry, and he deserves it. His bottoming skills are unparalleled. Which is very commendable. It’s way more impressive than being a top. Good for you Armond! Keep doing what you’re doing!
Louis Tomlinson Famous Twinks 3
We couldn’t NOT have one of One Direction in here. Louis Tomlinson is our favourite because we feel like he probably does EVERYTHING in bed. We’re not sure why, but we feel like he’d be a right dirty shag. So there.
Brenton Thwaites Famous Twinks 4
Now, if you recognize little Brenton Thwaites from when he ran around a forest being completely useless in Maleficent. Except he was totes cute. Don’t worry if you fancy him, it’s fine! He’s older than he looks! He’s 26! Hooray! All perfectly above board. Anyway he’s got a big career ahead of him by the looks of it. He’s got several blockbusters in the works, including the next installment of the Pirates of The Caribbean franchise, in which he’ll be playing Will Turners son. Twinks Of The Caribbean! That sounds like a porn film. If only it was.
Lucas Till Famous Twinks 5
Lucas Till is, like, the archetypal famous twink. A fop of blone hair, pale skin, blue eyes, skinny. Blah Blah. He plays Havok in the new X-Men movies. His performance isn’t exactly the pinnacle of acting integrity, but let’s face it, who gives a fuck. His other claim to fame is being in the Hannah Montana movie. Lol.
Malachi Kirby Famous Twinks 6
Love, love, love Malachi! Not only he is he gorgeous, but he has some upcoming noble acting credibility: he’s starring as Kunta Kinte in the new, much-hyped miniseries of Roots on The History Channel. Intense stuff. You might also recognize him as Wayne Ladlow from Eastenders.
Jeremy Irvine Famous Twinks 7
British twink Jeremy Irvine is like every boy you used to fancy at school rolled into one broody-eyed, square-jawed package. Captain of the hockey team. School tie always loose. Wrote graffiti on his desk. YOU know the sort of guy. The sort of guy you’d hang around in the locker rooms for. He made his film debut in critically acclaimed epic, War Horse. He was also in that Stonewall movie, but we’re pretending the entire thing didn’t happen, so we’ll forget about that. Later this year he’s in dark thriller Fallen. Hopefully there’ll be lots of brooding!
G-Dragon Famous Twinks 8
G-Dragon is a k-pop sensation who’s way cooler than you and wears high top trainers that probably cost more than your entire student loan. He doesn’t give a fuck! He’s all about fast cars, fast beats and fast, erm…broadband speed? Anyway we really like his look, and he’s totes cute! Hey G-Dragon! *waves, giggles*
Connor Franta Famous Twinks 9
Ugh there was bound to be a Youtuber in here somewhere wasn’t there. Connor Franta is probably one of the more likeable Youtubers, but that’s not really saying much because they’re all annoying little turds. Still, among Connor’s redeeming qualities are his winning smile and his ABSOLUTELY ROCKIN’ BOD. You could grate hashtags on it! He has probably tried. He’s got a following of legions of 14-year-old girls, and no doubt a good few 14-year-old boys.
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