Salaciously celestial predictions from QX’s deep witch!
Hello boys. My name’s Cassandra. I became a little bit of a gay icon in 3000 B.C and have had a faithful following ever since!
I was a real bohemian girl, surrounded by many gays and other polyamorous hedonists: artists, philosophers, politicians. I was astrological advisor to Aristotle; fag hag of Plato.
In my stay at QX, I create an astrological chart each month, and draw my interpretations from it to advise and guide you around the starry affects.
For now, signing out, and see you each month from here on!
Love, Cassandra Xxx
Aries
March 21st – April 19th
The proverb “time goes by so slowly for those who wait” couldn’t ring truer for you this week, Aries. You want to make things happen and soar into the career heights you know you are capable of achieving! Don’t forget Buddhist philosophies, which you could incorporate as a soft balance to your currently aggressive career pursuits.
Taurus
April 20th – May 20th
Summer’s coming! The physicality of the Capricorn transit means you’ve been working on looking like a real Adonis! You’ve gone from slim to very toned! Don’t be shy to show it off in a discotheque setting and get that burly figure going amidst the religiosity of a disco bassline.
Gemini
May 21st -June 20th
Keep your personal hygiene in check ! If you were concerned that that midnight lover of yours walked away thinking you tasted funky…you’re probably right! Mercury situated in Taurus indicates you’ve been a little slovenly with matters of grooming.
Cancer
June 21st – July 22nd
Lana Del Rey will be singing the songs of your soul, Cancer boy, as you feel had by the most poised, cool and mature man you’ve ever met. He didn’t coldly kick you to the curb, but he’s coolly faded out of sight. Move on from this lover, but know it wasn’t folly — he’s a lesson learned too. He was absolutely cosmopolitan and a real culture vulture. Maybe you went to an art gallery with him, but his head is in a different space right now. You will find new peace and beginnings elsewhere.
Leo
July 23rd – August 22nd
RESERVE can be the mark of a TRUE diva, Leo. Don’t lose that enthusiastic spark that is so charming and beguiling to many, but a little holding back and not giving EVERYTHING away too soon can be good (i.e a blowjob on the first date.) Avoid snobbery, as Saturn’s full orbit indicates fulfillments of karmic destiny are in full swing; it will come back and bite you on the bum!
Virgo
August 23rd – September 22nd
Pluto and Neptune (illusions, dreams) are closing in on Mercury (mind) in the alignment. This could be in the form of a female friend trying to worm her way into a threesome between you and your bisexual lover! Watch out! Your critical thinking is being somewhat compromised too by the slow movement of Mercury this month. He only has eyes for you at the moment though anyway, but she could still steal him!
Libra
September 23rd – October 22nd
It’s a balancing act for sure — you’re torn between socialising and career! This week though, you will trade off both for a hedonistic roll in the hay with a guy who is completely different to your usual breed of man. You’re not as innocent as you look, Libra boy! Your partner will relish what becomes of your innocence behind closed doors.
Scorpio
October 23rd – November 21st
Scorpio boy, you may have been studying Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, on how you’re gonna get daddy on his knees for you. You are punishing and charitable, unforgiving and all-consuming, fire and ice, all at once. Don’t be too brutal. Flower filters over your snapchats will veil your fatality; otherwise they’ll see you coming for them.
Sagittarius
November 22nd – December 21st
Sagittarius, you’re sunny and cutesy. Mars heating up makes your magnetic field gregarious! You are a warm soul, good-natured with a sunny disposition, yet subtly tenacious! Don’t give up on things you’ve been working towards, the slow day-by-day labour will start to speed up with your natural positive fire energy and extraversion!
Capricorn
December 22nd – January 19th
Don’t let challenges beseech you. Soldier forward, but maintain your emotional health too. Eat and sleep well, but schedule your day effectively to maximise productivity. You may be falling for a workmate who has overlapping interests with yourself.
Aquarius
January 20th – February 18th
Your mind is wandering. You may feel lost and found. The prospect of travelling somewhere is extremely alluring and soothing — a distant voice of something familiar yet unfamiliar is calling you.
Pisces
February 19th – March 20th
A boyfriend may be afraid of you entering the entertainment business, lest you become less of the shy and unassuming Piscean you once were, and a real star! He is reticent to be brought into the limelight but let him know your love for him and it will all be ok. Lascivious men gliding their hands all over you in a dark back room will be of no concern to you. You are debauched!
