CRIKEY! A blowjob sent this teen to the ER.

A cautionary tale to all the size-queens out there. This poor guy found out the hard way that 10inches might be a pleasing visual, but it’s also a health hazard. 

All of us have had our fair share of bad hookups, but it’s very rare for one to end up in the emergency room. Chicago native Fredy Alanis thought he’d hit the Grindr jackpot with his hulk-sized hookup, but what we can only imagine to be a spirited fellatio-session ended with him rupturing his windpipe.

Despite the huge member ‘demolishing’ his throat, he persevered until… completion. Afterwards he travelled home and it wasn’t until the next morning that he realised that something wasn’t right. The poor fella had to recall the specifies of his illicit interaction to his doctor, finally owning up to his well-hung hookup after being hospitalised for 3 days. Awkward.

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He took to twitter to tweet out a hospital pic which spread like wildfire. He was commanded for his bravery and told followers that in the long run “it was worth it”. A man after our own heart!

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