This Saturday, G-A-Y’s next fundraiser for the Elton John AIDS Foundation is a ‘slave auction’ where boys will be selling themselves to the highest bidder for one night only! If you fancy yourself as a slave – or a master – here are Joseph Jeremy Joseph’s 7 Rules for being the Perfect Slave!
Slaves get drinks tickets, but you don’t have to let your slave have the drinks. You can keep them for yourself or for friends. The slaves will do anything you want them to do: dance, talk, drink or you can send them off if they’re boring.
The auction starts at anything from a £1 to whatever G-A-Y customers want to bid for a slave!
Slaves can do anything you want them to do. Obviously we are not prostituting them out, and they are not being sold for sex. But if a slave and master fall in love and become a couple, then that will be a wonderful thing.
Slaves have to be willing to be told what to do and take orders. That’s not negotiable.
Slaves can wear what they like – there’s no dress code. Regular clothes are fine, but if they want to wear a gimp outfit, that’s fine too.
Slaves have to be attentive and be able to socialize with anyone. It’s not about them, it’s about the person who ‘buys’ them!
The minimum length of time a person is a slave for is up to the person who buys them. They are a slave from when Britney’s ‘Slave 4 U’ is played immediately after the auction right up until Wham’s ‘Freedom’ is played as the last song of the night! If the ‘owner’ get bored, they can let the slave go. The maximum length of time is until the end of the night, when the last record is played.
• The G-A-Y ‘Sex Party’ is at Heaven [Villiers Street, WC2N 6NG] on Saturday 10th August, 10.30pm-5am. See page 10 for further details.
• To volunteer to be an auctioned off as a slave, simply e-mail with a photo to [email protected]
