That brassy old slapper Gloria is back and she’s strapping on her cork wedges, pushing up her tits and strutting over to the Coronet Theatre this Saturday for her biggest blowout yet with the help of XOYO and Sink the Pink! Dom Top caught up with the tasty tartlet for a chinwag about what to expect this weekend.
Gloria love, you’re looking fab. Have you had something done?
Oh, this old broad has had a total revamp, I have had the works! Tits so high it looks like I’m wearing a neck brace! I gotta deliver this Saturday after all, I mean my new girls are looking sharp and I ain’t getting any younger! Hotter, yes, but not younger.
You’ve been shaking your tits at XOYO for a while now, how has that been babes?
Amazing. I mean if those walls could talk they’d be letting out one BIG shriek! It’s time to put this to the stage though. Lights, stage, VOGUE!
This bash is at the Coronet Theatre; can we expect a big production? We know you love a bit of drama!
I have ALL my girls out with me babes, the staging is all very red light district, dirty girls galore! Musically I have all the most savage DJs out there flying in including Dimitri From Paris, Breakbot and Mylo. Bring your dancing shoes and a loose set of morals and we’ll do the rest!
Now come on duck, what’s happening Saturday? What can we expect? Who’s coming? Are they fit?
We have someone for everyone. I’m a whore though, so I’ll take anyone that presents themselves! Hot boys, insane trannies, crazy crowd, TICK!
Have you sorted out what you’re wearing? We’re torn between leopard print and zebra stripe. Opinions?
I say wear everything with a dash of panache and it always leads to a pubic rash. If I make myself look like a Christmas tree the boys want to climb me!
Any other juicy bits we need to know?
You can still get a few tickets, so go get them to see my juicy bits!
Be honest love, are your boobs real? Or did you get them on the NHS?
I am private all the way sugar, Joe from the local bought me these after I beat him at blackjack! Surgery bets are my way to keep them firm! See ya there, doll.
• Gloria’s is at Coronet Theatre (28 New Kent Road, London SE1 6TJ) on Saturday 15th November, 10pm-6am
• Advanced tickets available at http://www.residentadvisor.net/event.aspx?627007
