Down some communion wine, whip yourself up a dress out of wafers and slap the altar boy’s bum, before naughty nuns, drag priests, insane monks, biblical club kids, feral angels and dirty devils gather round, to worship at the Church of Sink the Pink!
Singing you all the hottest hymns will be Irish double denim girl band sensation B*Witched! GET A LOIFE! Yes Edele, Keavy, Lindsay and Sinead will be bringing you songs to praise the heavens with, while you get off with slutty nuns, disco burkas, poofy popes, bloody brides and pervy priests. God save us all!
Don’t worry if you’re crap at costumes, if ya’ll need help, they have Glitter My Shitter and Ponce My Bonce, a special make-under crew to guide any newcomers into the congregation.
There is NO other party like this, gather your crew and come join the Sink the Pink family. Plus, make sure you get to the church on time, there’s shows all night long!
Can we get an Amen up in here?
• Church of Sink the Pink Ball is on Saturday March 12th at the Troxy (490 Commercial Road, E1 0HX), 9pm – 3am. Tickets are available at www.sinkthepink.co.uk
