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From the buzzing streets of Soho to the gay villages of Vauxhall and East London, via the popular local spots in greater London, there's a gay bar that's right for you just a short tube ride away or a mere hop, skip and a mince on your ol' lallies.
 
The Two Brewers

The Two Brewers

Two Brewers

26/07/14: QX flew ‘premium economy’ (with speedy boarding!) as Pam Ann caused carnage on Clapham High Street for an outrageous aviation disaster of a live show at The Two Brewers last Sunday.

 
Two Brewers

Two Brewers

Two Brewers

22/06/14: QX checked in at the Two Brewers as the planet’s most toxic trolley dolly induced rampaging hysteria at 30,000 feet with a two-hour shuttle into the stratospheric reaches of savage satire last Sunday.  

 
La Voix and the Va Va Voom Boys

La Voix and the Va Va Voom Boys

Two Brewers

15/03/14: La Voix “Unveiled” herself on Sat night at Two Brewers and exposed her Va Va Voom Boys to Clapham’s favourite bouncy castle. Mama Voix gave birth to a baker’s dozen of hot-from-the-oven meat pies sprung fully-formed from Aphrodite’s hip right onstage and we were all there to witness the miracle in the manger.

 
Two Brewers

Two Brewers

Two Brewers

11/01/14: Two Brewers had Clapham High Street in high gear with late night cabaret hosted by the one and only Mrs. Moore. 

 
JIMMY & CLIFF’S BROKEBACK BIRTHDAYS

JIMMY & CLIFF’S BROKEBACK BIRTHDAYS

Two Brewers

20/09/13: Friday night saw us head down Clapham way to the Two Brewers where, expertly herded by head cow girl Titti La Camp, a smorgasbord of cabaret delights were served up for the delectation of the accumulated mass of checked shirt wearing Butch Cassidys and yee haring Tammy Wynettes.

 
LA VOIX AND THE VA VA VOOM BOYS

LA VOIX AND THE VA VA VOOM BOYS

Two Brewers

07/09/13: La Voix, last year’s brilliant winner of Drag Idol, returned to the Two Brewers last Saturday with a totally different performance.

 
TWO BREWERS PRESENTS PAM ANN

TWO BREWERS PRESENTS PAM ANN

Two Brewers

22/08/13: As your average mundane Thursday night in Clapham goes, this was certainly not one of them! Up there with London’s most prolific cabaret venues, last week the ‘Brewers showcased just why it remains Queen of the Pack when it threw on a night of entertainment featuring some of the biggest names on the gay circuit in London.

 
TWO BREWERS

TWO BREWERS

Two Brewers

14/06/13:  Why does the tube journey to Brewers, always lead to (extremely loud) tipsy impressions of TOWIE tarts?

 
EUROVISION ROUND-UP: 2 BREWERS / KAZBAR / THE BRIDGE

EUROVISION ROUND-UP: 2 BREWERS / KAZBAR / THE BRIDGE

Bridge Kazbar Two Brewers

18/05/13: Ah, Eurovision. Yes, it was that time of the year again when we got to check out the talent of other countries beyond Gran Canaria’s barmen at Gay Pride. Big hair, big key changes and enough polyester to bring down a nation with just a naked flame. Eurovision 2013 was not to be missed.

 
TWO BREWERS – DRAG IDOL

TWO BREWERS – DRAG IDOL

Two Brewers

09/05/13: Titti La Camp opened the second heat of the Two Brewers search for a Drag Idol semi finalist last Thursday - Karen Carpenter style. The guru of the competition was clearly ‘on top of the world’ and raring to go after an audience member randomly offered to lick the remaining chocolate off her teeth, after the opener (kinky!).

 
TWO BREWERS

TWO BREWERS

Two Brewers

24/02/13: Buckle up bitches! Pam Ann crashed down onto terra firma and was back at her spiritual birthplace, the Two Brewers, last Sunday for a special one-off show. And with tickets completely sold out way before most people even knew about it, we had a feeling this was going to be a real corker. 

 
JIMMY SMITH'S BIRTHDAY BASH

JIMMY SMITH’S BIRTHDAY BASH

Two Brewers

23/09/12: The air was full of wilkommens and bienvenues at the Two Brewers on Sunday as guv’nor Jimmy Smith welcomed friends and regulars to an evening of cabaret for his birthday.

 
TWO BREWERS

TWO BREWERS

Two Brewers

29/07/12: Sunday’s weather was about as stable as Courtney Love, with short but heavy rain showers dotting the otherwise hot sunny sky.

 
TWO BREWERS: 30TH BIRTHDAY PARTY

TWO BREWERS: 30TH BIRTHDAY PARTY

Two Brewers

23/10/11: After a week of shows from the crème de la crème of the cabaret world, marking the Two Brewers 30th birthday celebrations, the ‘best of the rest’ gathered at the south London iconic boozer last Sunday for a marathon drag fundraiser.

 
TWO BREWERS: IN AND OUT!

TWO BREWERS: IN AND OUT!

Two Brewers

The Two Brewers turns 30 this week and the famous Clapham cabaret bar’s Jimmy Smith and Grant Boatman took David McGillivray on a guided tour...

 
PAM ANN  @ TWO BREWERS

PAM ANN @ TWO BREWERS

Two Brewers

31/07/11: Jetting into the Two Brewers in Clapham, legendary fag hag Miss Pam Ann warmed up for her Brighton Pride bitches with a 2 hour runway set that crash landed the dirtiest humour to the delight of the packed house.

 
TWO BREWERS

TWO BREWERS

Two Brewers

20/04/11: It takes balls to stand up in front of a crowd of gay men and get your top off if you’re gay, let alone straight.

 
TWO BREWERS

TWO BREWERS

Two Brewers

18/03/11: Having only just managed to get the glitter out of our hair after our last foray onto the cabaret scene, it was clearly time for another fix, so last Friday we popped along to the Two Brewers for that Brighton Belle herself, Miss Lola Lasagne.

 
TWO BREWERS - PAM ANN

TWO BREWERS – PAM ANN

Two Brewers

10/12/10: Whether due to too much snow on the runway or not enough on the Puerto Rican boy-du-jour’s smooth buttocks, Pam Ann’s absence from the London cabaret scene has been far too long, but that was remedied last weekend as her own personal A380 (with wing tips) touched down on Clapham Common and delivered her to the door of the Two Brewers with a hefty trunk of brand spanking new material.

 
TWO BREWERS - DEAD FAMOUS

TWO BREWERS – DEAD FAMOUS

Two Brewers

30/10/10: Clapham High Street was the scene for one of the wildest Halloween bashes in town, as the Two Brewers put on a rave from beyond the grave with a star-studded ‘Dead Famous’ spectacular last weekend.